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« Reply #45 on: December 04, 2003, 02:06:53 AM »
PEARL HARBOR !!

lousy acting,  2bit love story, unrealistic dogfights, over hyped...
the bomb scene from the teaser was the best part, the rest was  garbage...

I wanted my money back...

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« Reply #46 on: December 04, 2003, 02:07:21 AM »
Kurt Russell has been in a few craptastic movies.  My vote goes to "Soldier."

And I'll throw in "Volcano" too.  Tommy Lee Jones has always been cool, but he should have taken a swim in lava after this one.
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« Reply #47 on: December 04, 2003, 02:09:40 AM »
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Clock work orange

Now that was pure CRAP!


We can now safely ignore anything you have to say about movies in the future.

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« Reply #48 on: December 04, 2003, 02:18:32 AM »
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Originally posted by Spooky
PEARL HARBOR !!

lousy acting,  2bit love story, unrealistic dogfights, over hyped...
the bomb scene from the teaser was the best part, the rest was  garbage...

I wanted my money back...


Ya's beat me by 3 posts..:D
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« Reply #49 on: December 04, 2003, 02:26:12 AM »
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Originally posted by Spooky
PEARL HARBOR !!

lousy acting,  2bit love story, unrealistic dogfights, over hyped...
the bomb scene from the teaser was the best part, the rest was  garbage...

I wanted my money back...


Yeah the movie was crap!
but Kate Beckinsale Is a HOTTIE!

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« Reply #50 on: December 04, 2003, 03:30:39 AM »
The Hidden II

or Thin Red line,
can't pick...
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« Reply #51 on: December 04, 2003, 07:07:08 AM »
There was a film about hitler with puppets or marionettes. It went on for two nights, and I couldn't leave because my "friends" drove and wouldn't let me go. I didn't go back the second night. Twenty-five years later and I'm still pucking.

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« Reply #52 on: December 04, 2003, 08:04:21 AM »
Highlander II was pretty bad ...... (in fact all highlanders after the first one.. including the television series with Adrian Paul..)

Did the writers of that script even see the first movie..... wtf..  other planets.. floating bird men ....  they were digging deep in their own feces...


First movie was great... (with exception that lambert cant act...) (Got to love the Kurgan with safety pins holding his neck together....."happy halloween ladies")

I can think of alot of others that really suck bad... but this one stands out.. utter lack of a script and somehow this thing still was made....


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« Reply #53 on: December 04, 2003, 08:10:13 AM »
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How could this movie possibly suck?

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« Reply #54 on: December 04, 2003, 08:12:46 AM »
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Episode 1
followed by episode 2
I want to see Jar Jar die


Episode 1 was so bad that I had blocked it from my memory until you brought it back.  The horror! Mee-sa, the horror!

Episode 1 was so bad I didn't bother to see Episode 2.

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« Reply #55 on: December 04, 2003, 08:17:24 AM »
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Without a doubt, the worst movie ever....


"Megaforce" with Barry Bostwick


Was this the one where they all wear shimmering one-piece jump suits with the zippers pulled down to their sternums, riding around the desert on motorcycles?  I seem to recall a climactic ending where they were escaping in a C-47 Hercules with its rear ramp down, with some guy with big hair and big teeth racing behind it trying to catch the plane before it took off.  If that's the same film then yeah, it was pretty bad.

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« Reply #56 on: December 04, 2003, 08:26:43 AM »
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Zoolander.


I actually thought this film was a pretty good satiric stab at the supermodel/fashion industry.  The "walk off" was pretty good, as was the scene where, after Zoolander decides to work in the mines with his brothers, he's got the pick axe over his shoulder, wearing a white tank top and strutting like he's in an Obsession commercial.  The Victoria's Secret Fashion Show made me chuckle because it reminded me of Zoolander's walk-off scenes.

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« Reply #57 on: December 04, 2003, 08:26:55 AM »
The most recent crappy movie I've watched part of was "Colors," it was on tonight.  

Then there was the "South Park Movie."  Watched even less of that a few nights ago.  Dumb and dumber is a good movie compared to that.  Don't remember watching all of that one either.

Can't recall older movies I thought were crappy, but there are plenty of modern candidates to choose from.  At first this question had me perplexed, because I don't remember crappy movies, or at least try not to.

Let's face facts, there just aren't any crappy movies that were made as recently as 20 years ago, unless you count movies like "Lethal Weapon" and that genre.

But then, my college room mate thought "The Blue Max" was a poorly made movie.  He thought the message was ridiculous and the plot was burlesque.  He would say it was the worst war movie ever made.  And this guy knew his war movies.  He thought the dog fighting scenes were too graphic, and also said he would never watch another war movie after viewing that.  He didn't like it.

So there you have it, what is crappy to one, is a great movie to another.  I haven't seen my friend in 25 years.  Would be interesting to see what he says about what is the crappiest movie.  He would probably have a strong opinion about his answer.


Btw, movies he did like were Bullitt, King Rat, The Great Escape, Battle of the Bulge, A Bridge too Far.  Just about all of 'em except for the Blue Max.  





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« Reply #58 on: December 04, 2003, 08:34:30 AM »
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Jesus Christ, Vampire Hunter

After getting a haircut, Jesus checks into an apartment provided by the church. He is carrying firewood home, to carve into stakes, when a jeep pulls up and the Son of God is attacked; thirty atheists pour out of the jeep to surround our hero. Faced with very real proof of a divine force, who appears to have trained at Shaolin, the atheists get their butts whooped.  

Mary then joins the effort. While finding some less conspicuous clothing for Christ they see Maxine and follow her back to a hospital. Dr. Praetorious is there, grafting the skin from slaughtered lesbians onto a comatose vampire. He also smears bits of this and that on his face while working.

Jesus and Mary give chase to Maxine and Johnny after the two vampires feast on a number of lesbians.Now things get really weird, as God summons Santos to help Jesus fight the vampires. The star of Mexican wrestling is accompanied by theme music when his private plane lands at the airport. The two chat amiably, then visit a nightclub. Christ takes the stage to perform and happens to glance in the mirror. Only Santos and Gloria appear! The club is filled with vampires! During the fight Santos is put to sleep by Maxine's magical powder, meaning that Jesus has no choice; he surrenders himself to the unholy defilers.


I like that plot!  Any skin?  Probably not, seeing as how it was made in Canada and the Canadian filmmakers are all a bunch of goody-two-shoes.

IMDB's plot summary is: "Plot Outline: Kung-Fu Action / Comedy / Horror / Musical about the second coming."  w00-h0o!
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« Reply #59 on: December 04, 2003, 10:19:10 AM »
Tommy (The Who) sucked

To Be or Not To Be (Mel Brooks)really sucked

Pulp Fiction (John Travolta) mega sucked
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