Author Topic: Is God on your side? (Read 2356 times)

Animal · « **on:** December 03, 2003, 06:41:49 PM »

Do you think God is on the side of the conservatives or the liberals?

Americans or Iraquies?

Do you think God is on your side of the table?

Gryffin · « **Reply #1 on:** December 03, 2003, 06:45:15 PM »

Help me jeebus!

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #2 on:** December 03, 2003, 06:47:39 PM »

Ever seen that WWI drawing of a German and American soldier on either side of the lines both with a rosary in their hands? Caption: "Whose side is God on?"
-SW

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #3 on:** December 03, 2003, 06:48:07 PM »

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Originally posted by Gryffin
Help me jeebus!

So perfect with the avatar.

Maniac · « **Reply #4 on:** December 03, 2003, 06:49:32 PM »

Got the result of my HIV test last monday, god is defenitly on my side...

Sandman · « **Reply #5 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:03:26 PM »

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Originally posted by Maniac
Got the result of my HIV test last monday, god is defenitly on my side...

I'm sure Jerry Falwell would agree.

Otto · « **Reply #6 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:03:48 PM »

The next time I see one I'll ask.

Maniac · « **Reply #7 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:04:04 PM »

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I'm sure Jerry Falwell would agree.

Whos that?

EDIT : Djust looked him up... AND NOW I GOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING AFTER 4 EDITS LOL!!!!

EDIT nr 5 : Or maybe i didnt get you after reading more of his views on this, to tired for subliminal messages anyway.

AKIron · « **Reply #8 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:08:34 PM »

A better question would be: whose side are you on?

midnight Target · « **Reply #9 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:29:14 PM »

Jesus was definitely a Liberal.

Just check out the haircut and beard... proof positive!

muckmaw · « **Reply #10 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:50:02 PM »

I don't know about God, but Jesus was liberal.

The Loaves and the Fishes (First Welfare)

Curing the Leppers (Affordable Healthcare)

And you know he was against capital punishment.

Sandman · « **Reply #11 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:53:50 PM »

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Originally posted by Maniac
Whos that?

EDIT : Djust looked him up... AND NOW I GOT WHAT YOU WERE SAYING AFTER 4 EDITS LOL!!!!

EDIT nr 5 : Or maybe i didnt get you after reading more of his views on this, to tired for subliminal messages anyway.

LOL...

If you're getting HIV tests, I don't think that Mr. Falwell would think that god is on your side.... that is, unless you happened to contract HIV while working at the neighborhood emergency room.

I was being sarcastic...

davidpt40 · « **Reply #12 on:** December 03, 2003, 07:56:59 PM »

Oh get real. If God existed he surely wouldn't let wars happen.

Sandman · « **Reply #13 on:** December 03, 2003, 08:02:10 PM »

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Originally posted by davidpt40
Oh get real. If God existed he surely wouldn't let wars happen.

They're probably a helluva lot of fun to watch.

Shuckins · « **Reply #14 on:** December 03, 2003, 08:02:18 PM »

He's left us to our own devices...with a few words of advice...such as "thou shalt not kill." Free will comes at a price...we must bear the consequences of our actions.

Peace on earth...good will toward men.

Shuckins