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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #15 on: December 03, 2003, 08:06:00 PM »
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Originally posted by Shuckins

Peace on earth...good will toward men.

Shuckins



Ya know... some of us work in the defense industry. Peace on earth wouldn't be conducive to making my house payments. :D
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« Reply #16 on: December 03, 2003, 08:15:23 PM »
God is on vacation, he'll be back in a few thousands years, as soon as Charlton insults Apes.:aok

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« Reply #17 on: December 03, 2003, 11:22:55 PM »
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Do you think God is on the side of the conservatives or the liberals?

Americans or Iraquies?

Do you think God is on your side of the table?



All I know is that God hates "them".
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« Reply #18 on: December 03, 2003, 11:28:47 PM »
As long as we can all agree that God is white.

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« Reply #19 on: December 04, 2003, 12:04:39 AM »
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As long as we can all agree that God is white.

MiniD


Whatever colour makes you feel comfortable. :rolleyes:

Although history has proven that Jesus was a hip black dude.:aok

Offline Gunslinger

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« Reply #20 on: December 04, 2003, 12:05:07 AM »
i dont think god's on anyones side that needlessly murders woman and children....allthough somone could just bring up the crusaids....

if there is a god he's got a sense of humor and is marveling at his creations...


dont think he's white or black but definatly not a woman.

although men do have to piss standing up while woman get to sit down....but then there's the whole child birth thing

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« Reply #21 on: December 04, 2003, 12:44:29 AM »
I thought stand pissing with ease was a huge advantage.

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« Reply #22 on: December 04, 2003, 02:00:37 AM »
Allah bless God

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« Reply #23 on: December 04, 2003, 02:04:16 AM »
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Oh get real.  If God existed he surely wouldn't let wars happen.


What a simple minded fellow:rolleyes:

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« Reply #24 on: December 04, 2003, 02:34:26 AM »
Which God?
My mind is a raging torrent, flooded with rivulets of thought cascading into a waterfall of creative alternatives.
Stay thirsty my friends.

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« Reply #25 on: December 04, 2003, 03:09:11 AM »


 Tronsky
God created Arrakis to train the faithful

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« Reply #26 on: December 04, 2003, 03:29:42 AM »
Saw
Dirty, nasty furriner.

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« Reply #27 on: December 04, 2003, 04:44:30 AM »
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Originally posted by Shuckins
He's left us to our own devices...with a few words of advice...such as "thou shalt not kill."  Free will comes at a price...we must bear the consequences of our actions.

Peace on earth...good will toward men.

Shuckins


Good Grief! How can anyone follow the rules if they can not even remember them.

It is

Thou shalt not murder....

and

Let there be peace on earth amongst men of goodwill.

picky picky picky :D
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« Reply #28 on: December 04, 2003, 08:27:19 AM »
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What a simple minded fellow


Which is more logical:

(1)A magical man in the sky who posesses unlimited power yet is unwilling to reveal himself.  He sits idly by as wars are fought and people are killed in horrible ways, when he could stop all of this by simply showing himself.

(2)Following scientific laws and theories, the universe is created and so is the earth.  After billions of years, one species on the planet earth gains an edge in intelligence and becomes the top predator.  Despite his intelligence, this species (man) is still prone to violent and war-like behavior due to his evolutionary path.

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« Reply #29 on: December 04, 2003, 08:54:42 AM »
thanks david... it's all clear now..  by the way..... Milk, good or bad for me?   how bout eggs?   And... where is my ice age that time magazines scientists promised by the year 2000 back in the 60's?

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