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Offline Habu

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« on: December 04, 2003, 09:40:00 AM »
Why don't you ever see the headline "Psychic Wins Lottery"?
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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #1 on: December 04, 2003, 09:46:49 AM »
How come Madame Cleo never saw the Federal Officers coming to get her?

Why do stores open 24/7 have locks on the doors?

If everything tastes like chicken, what's chicken taste like?

Why oh WHY did they cast a chick to play STARBUCK in the new Battestar Galactica!!! UGH!
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Offline Habu

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« Reply #2 on: December 04, 2003, 09:49:17 AM »
Why is the man who invests all your money called a broker?

Why isn't there mouse-flavored cat food?
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« Reply #3 on: December 04, 2003, 09:51:04 AM »
Why are there Braille instructions on drive-up ATMs?
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« Reply #4 on: December 04, 2003, 10:08:21 AM »
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Why oh WHY did they cast a chick to play STARBUCK in the new Battestar Galactica!!! UGH!


For the potential cheesecake scenes, of course.

And besides, everybody likes to watch a woman in a slugfest.

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Offline ravells

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« Reply #5 on: December 04, 2003, 10:09:27 AM »
How well do hotcakes sell?
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Offline Sikboy

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« Reply #6 on: December 04, 2003, 10:14:59 AM »
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Why oh WHY did they cast a chick to play STARBUCK in the new Battestar Galactica!!! UGH!


Yep... They Uterized Boomer too. ****ers

-Sik
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Offline Torque

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« Reply #7 on: December 04, 2003, 10:17:01 AM »
Why is Mercury considered a toxic everywhere but your mouth.:aok
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Offline jonnyb

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« Reply #8 on: December 04, 2003, 11:10:02 AM »
Why do you park on a driveway and drive on a parkway?

If olive oil is made from olives, what is baby oil made of?

Why is there an expiration date on sour cream?

Why don't sheep shrink when it rains?
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Offline LePaul

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« Reply #9 on: December 04, 2003, 11:14:34 AM »
What would grow if you plant birdseed?
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Offline ra

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« Reply #10 on: December 04, 2003, 11:51:10 AM »
Where do you get seeds to plant navel orange trees?
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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #11 on: December 04, 2003, 11:53:18 AM »
Why is it called Aces High?
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« Reply #12 on: December 04, 2003, 11:55:19 AM »
why do they wear "a pair of panties" but only one bra?
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Offline Dnil

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« Reply #13 on: December 04, 2003, 12:06:58 PM »
oh god its a Gallagher thread.


why is it called a building when its already built.
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #14 on: December 04, 2003, 12:11:09 PM »
Why is it that everytime Im on the john, the phone rings?
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