Author Topic: These girls need our help..... (Read 30493 times)

Mini D · « **Reply #570 on:** December 08, 2003, 08:40:55 PM »

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Originally posted by Martlet
You were arguing with a stripper and you don't even know what you were arguing about?

correcting her?

And Torque.. it's OK. Keep snoozing her and you might score some points.

It's amazing how much people are willing to dismiss in hopes of catching the eye of a stripper. Like... the fact that she most likely hates you too. But... it's OK... you might score anyways... but it'll be a chick grudge-****.

MiniD

JB73 · « **Reply #571 on:** December 08, 2003, 08:42:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
...cause we can get a lot dumber than this.

no truer words evAR spoken on this here board LOL

on a side note im attempting to work my way into their culture posting harmless n00b posts. im up to 11 or 12.

it actually intregues me. its like the old line from when harry meet sally... men and women can never be "friends" because the sex thing will always be there. how do you become friendly with somone you want to have sex with? LOL

ill keep you posted

JB73 · « **Reply #572 on:** December 08, 2003, 08:43:50 PM »

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Originally posted by NUKE
Just when in cod's name will I ever be off probation??????

LOL nuke .. yeah you been on it for a looooooong time

hope mine aint that bad

i forgot what did you do that got you on it in the first place? fight with another member? or posting something like pr0n?

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #573 on:** December 08, 2003, 08:45:06 PM »

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Originally posted by Airhead
I think Skuzzy is trying to see just how stupid we can get. Man I hope he packed a lunch cause we can get a lot dumber than this.

Man Lazs hasn't even got in here I KNOW he's got stripper stories.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #574 on:** December 08, 2003, 08:47:47 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D

Like I said, I'll put that in the same category as a stripper saying I have a small peepee because she thinks that empowers her over me.

MiniD

Your preoccupation with her attempt to 'empower' herself over you leads me to think that perhaps she was successful. The most effective way to file away meaningless comments, or those you want perceived as meaningless, is to do it silently and move on.

For all the crap flung at Saphire over the course of this thread, she didn't do so badly.

Airhead · « **Reply #575 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:15:13 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
I have a small peepee.

MiniD

There's an operation for that, MiniD- it's called an "Addadicktome." Do a Google for info.

Dinger · « **Reply #576 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:17:15 PM »

Stripper stories?
We're telling stories now?

Last time I was in something approaching a strip club was a belly-dancing joint in Damascus. I was "escorting" 20 virgins (Well, mostly

), aged 18-24 from the Isle of Aphrodite. They gave us a ringside seat, and as you can imagine, a scantily clad group of christian women attracted quite some attention from the rose-petal-tossing set. It only got worse, when they saw some of her stunts, like a boob-flex, and tried to imitate it.

Pfunk · « **Reply #577 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:24:15 PM »

Stories eh....well I got a couple

Went to the Cheetah in Atlanta for my good friends bachelor party, was drunk as hell and high on ecstasy (only time I have ever done E) and the first thing I see is 35 butt naked women all dancing at the same time. Cant remember much after that, evidently me and another friend got seperated from the rest and got a ride home from one of the strippers.

#2 The Clairmont Lounge in Atlanta, another bachelor party. Marilyn Manson was there with his group. Now if anyone has not heard of this club it isnt your average strip joint. Its in a rundown part of Atlanta, where all the strippers are pushing 40-50 yrs old. Fatter than whales, you know the typical "trailer trash" looking women. One ladies specialty is to crush Budweiser cans with her breasts. Another one gives the bachelor what is know as "Micky Mouse Ears" basically she puts his head b/t her chest and slams her boobs against his head. She literally almost gave him a black eye.

NUKE · « **Reply #578 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:26:42 PM »

I went to a stip club called Babes in Scottsdale the other day. Hadn't been to one in years.

All I rememeber is that I had 300.00 "dissappear" from my wallet in about 1.5 hours and I don't remember much else.

That's on top of my company spending another 800.00 or so......... damn waste of money ;/

Mini D · « **Reply #579 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:37:24 PM »

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Originally posted by Capt. Pork
The most effective way to file away meaningless comments, or those you want perceived as meaningless, is to do it silently and move on.

LOL! your words of wisdom are meant for me or the person that's only posting here because of what was posted on their forum.

Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.

MiniD

Pfunk · « **Reply #580 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:41:27 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.

MiniD

It isnt a matter of being blinded by the poo nanny, it really boils down to being a non judgemental human being. Thats what t's me off so much about organized religion, but thats a completely different topic

JB73 · « **Reply #581 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:41:37 PM »

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Originally posted by Pfunk
...Went to the Cheetah in Atlanta...

nice place!

had one of the girls actually nibbling on my... ummm yeah... through my dockers!

MAN did she want to goto the VIP room but i didnt have the cash.

i was flying home in 2 hrs and only had like $100 on me by then. she was willing to go for $80 and with her tounge in my ear said she wanted to... umm yeah...

i had just the week prior been dumped from a 7 year relationship and i guess i looked pathetic lol i even told her about it to try and get a "sympathy" rate. LOL

oh well long story short i didn't have the cash and left without and "VIP" treatment.

oh well prolly better off. you never know what a girl willing to do that to a total stranger might have.

have another story about The gold Club in Atl... but that one is for the checksix forum.. i'd be banned for telling that one here.

Pfunk · « **Reply #582 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:45:27 PM »

ahh yes the gold club.....went there when uhh whats his name.....Diamond Dallas Page? some wrestler was dating one of the strippers, made the mistake of dropping over $200 on one girl.

The Cheetah is THE strip club in Georgia.

Capt. Pork · « **Reply #583 on:** December 08, 2003, 09:53:27 PM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
LOL! your words of wisdom are meant for me or the person that's only posting here because of what was posted on their forum.

Like I said... it's amazing how blind guys get when defending a stripper.

MiniD

Try to reword that first sentence, bro, it's a little hard to comprehend. On the topic of defending strippers, though, I posted a thread on their BBS last night that got my IP banned within minutes, so it's not like they hold special place in my heart or anything.

The only reason I stuck up for Sapphire today was because even while outnumbered 100 to 1 she still managed to hold her own, earn the respect of a few and get the better of at least 1 (You).

B17Skull12 · « **Reply #584 on:** December 08, 2003, 10:03:05 PM »

i bet this topic can more than 100 post in less than 2 weeks:D
btw pfunk that therory skuzzy had was wrong. haven't seen any burning babies or cat with no hair.