These girls need our help.....

[quig]

I got banned for talking about H2H (head-to-head).

Go figure

[gofaster]

Originally posted by vanilla
As for strippers being stupid....first geek who can explain integration by u substitution gets a free bozo button.
 

I believe that is a Calculus formulation.  Its been years since I've actually had to apply it.  In high school my strong point was AP English.  I spent my first 2 years of college doing the computer stuff the HS didn't teach.

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Gadfly
Just answer me this Vanilla and Megan, and I will shut up:

 When it is time to go for career day at your little girl's school, will you stand in front of the 1st grade class and tell them how you shake your titties for money?

Let's do some math, shall we?

First grade = 7 years old.

Legal age to strip (here anyways) = 18.

Assuming the girl is knocked up as soon as she's 18 = 18+9months (round up to the nearest year, just to give her 3 months to enjoy bing 18 before she gets impregnated).

So you're looking at 18+1+7=26.  By then, the smart strippers will have finished college and already been in a "mainstream" profession and can call themselves "Mommy who works for (insert company name) as a (insert job title)".  As for the others, a girl's gotta do what a girl's gotta do.

[LePaul]

Wow...not locked.

IN !

[gofaster]

Originally posted by vanilla
Okay that's just wierd. I think it's bull. I work 8 hour shifts. Tit bars just lose their allure after 40 hours...or 4. But that's just me. Last think I wanna do after work is boink. Prefer bong and bath.

Failed that corporate drug test, eh?

[Sapphire]

alrighty boyz, what's the prize for hitting 500 posts?

[fd ski]

Awesome threat
Too bad I found it after I got to work, but i'll read up when i get home.

Sorry for all the hostility here ladies, everything Airhead posted is spot on. ( especially about funked )

[LePaul]

Originally posted by Sapphire
alrighty boyz, what's the prize for hitting 500 posts?

[Megan001]

Holy crap! I wake up to this, and somehow I feel somewhat responsible for all this, having posted as the first stripper on here. Sheesh...

[Airhead]

Sapphire, you have half the guys here upset cause they discovered strippers have brains and the other half laughing at the first half. WTG, you and your friends are OK in my book.

BTW, I never got banned from there Funkedup, cause I wrote a retraction of my claim we have Big Johnsons.

[gofaster]

Originally posted by Megan001
Holy crap! I wake up to this, and somehow I feel somewhat responsible for all this, having posted as the first stripper on here. Sheesh...

You should brush up on comic book literature.

"With great power comes great responsibility."

[Bluedog]

Cool,  strippers that like bubble baths and bongs, and check the AH BBS when they wake up!!  Damn....you girls know any others like you in Australia by any chance?

Megan and Sapphire, wellcome to the AH BBS ladies, you two may just be the most interesting thing that has happened around here in years.
Sure as sheet beats the usual inane drivel around here anyway.

[LePaul]

What's worse, no nudies in Sapphires Gallery!

This is an outrage!  

[Mini D]

You got it airhead.  Either that or half the guys here are worked up at the chance for interaction with a stripper.

Not a big fan of what happened at their BBS... so I didn't participate.  Also, not a big fan of strippers showing up here and perpetuating the stereotypes.  I'm not going to champion either one.  Both crossposting groups are acting like idiots.

MiniD

[Sapphire]

C'mon Megan this is fun!

Perpetuating the stereotype? ooooookie dokie then.

Besides, we were INVITED!