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Offline Sandman

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« on: December 07, 2003, 06:15:14 PM »
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Link doesn't work... it's not HTML... it's something between vBulletin and YaBB that's not working right.


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I would have offered my comments in the ladies'only forum, as that is where you posted your discovery certain members of the Aces High Community were posting under assumed genders/identities, but I am FAR too much of a man to violate the rules on ANY Board.

First of all I apologize for any distress, consternation or bad will between our two Communities as the result of this blatant trolling. I am considered a leader there and am loved by all, so the task of this apology falls squarely upon my broad, muscular shoulders.

Secondly, you have a snake attempting to ingratiate himself to your Board- and that snake's name is deez. He was banned from our Community at Aces High long ago for attempting to arrange meetings with other members of the Community at local freeway rest stops. He is a sexual deviate, a lower class individual who hates those of us heterosexual males who spurned his advances. He's always lurking in the shadows, kinda like Gollum in "Lord Of The Rings."

Thirdly, I must set the record straight regarding the character of Creamo, Funkypants and SOB. Some of your board members have called them "immature" and "children," among other unflattering names. I was honored to meet these fine gentlemen at a recent Convention, and all of us were delighted to discover our hotel had a very small hot tub.

None of us had brought swimsuits, so we hot tubbed in our briefs.... and I can assure you, these are not "little" boys but are manly men like myself who have been blessed by Nature and genetics.

As we walked through the lobby after hottubbing, wearing only our clinging, wet briefs, all noise ceased as guests and hotel staff alike stared at us in open mouthed amazement... so, please don't think they're  immature children... instead think of them as immature adults with really big noodlees.

Once again, on behalf of Funkypants, Creamo and SOB, I apologize, and thank you for taking the time to read my post.

Airhead, here and there.



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Offline Furious

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« Reply #1 on: December 07, 2003, 06:26:59 PM »
There is another one who's powers may be even greater.

Offline JB73

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« Reply #2 on: December 07, 2003, 06:31:00 PM »
umm links dont work to that forum.. which thread over there are you trying to link to?
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline Sandman

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« Reply #3 on: December 07, 2003, 06:35:48 PM »
YaBB does strange things with links. It's Airhead's to MeganS.
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Offline Bodhi

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« Reply #4 on: December 07, 2003, 06:37:51 PM »
ROTFLOL


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« Reply #5 on: December 07, 2003, 06:38:18 PM »
ahh i already poped in over there (using real name this time)
I don't know what to put here yet.

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« Reply #6 on: December 07, 2003, 06:39:14 PM »
hehehe maybe ill try...

for blind invalids.. that's all that would want me to dance for them
I don't know what to put here yet.

Offline Urchin

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« Reply #7 on: December 07, 2003, 06:56:31 PM »
Yea, we'd all look like the fat guy in that high school football movie, can't remember what it was called.

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« Reply #8 on: December 07, 2003, 06:58:39 PM »
Urchin I think you should consider that career, based on a certain performance which we will never let you forget.  :)

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« Reply #9 on: December 07, 2003, 07:08:39 PM »
lol, I'd have a short and spectacularly disgusting career as a "dancer"  I'm sure.

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« Reply #10 on: December 07, 2003, 07:10:03 PM »
Yeah but if you were up there with me and SOB you would look great by comparison.  :)

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« Reply #11 on: December 07, 2003, 08:48:04 PM »
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Yeah but if you were up there with me and SOB you would look great by comparison.  :)


Ewwwwwwwwww

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« Reply #12 on: December 07, 2003, 08:56:12 PM »
Dammit Funky.....I am going to have nitemares for sure now.