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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: December 10, 2003, 12:32:56 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2003, 01:16:35 PM »
Keeps the Wine a nice room tempature...
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« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2003, 02:26:50 PM »
Shouldn't the corks be pointed down?
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« Reply #3 on: December 10, 2003, 02:44:26 PM »
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Shouldn't the corks be pointed down?


Yes, the corks will dry out with them stored like that.

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« Reply #4 on: December 10, 2003, 02:49:39 PM »
Lazs don't drink.

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« Reply #5 on: December 10, 2003, 03:01:01 PM »
Uh,..Someone that makes a coffee table from a small block V8 migh not comprehend the finer aspsects of wine storage.  :D
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« Reply #6 on: December 10, 2003, 03:02:57 PM »
who the hell cares about te cork? now Im not a wine drinker, but when the top came off the vodka bottle I chucked it into a corner or something.
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« Reply #7 on: December 10, 2003, 03:04:17 PM »
Where do I order one of those?

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« Reply #8 on: December 10, 2003, 03:07:46 PM »
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Uh,..Someone that makes a coffee table from a small block V8 migh not comprehend the finer aspsects of wine storage.  :D



LOL.
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« Reply #9 on: December 10, 2003, 03:20:18 PM »
What's wrong with a coffee table made from an MG Midget engine block?..:D
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« Reply #10 on: December 10, 2003, 05:43:36 PM »
Nothing... if you're a dork.

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« Reply #11 on: December 10, 2003, 07:19:40 PM »
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Shouldn't the corks be pointed down?


No because most wineries today use synthetic corks so there's no cork rotting now. Also wine used to be stored, and pored, with the label up because setiment would gather at the bottom, but nowadays the setiment is filtered out of wine before it's bottled.

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« Reply #12 on: December 10, 2003, 07:30:47 PM »
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who the hell cares about te cork? now Im not a wine drinker, but when the top came off the vodka bottle I chucked it into a corner or something.


If the cork dries out it won't seal (turning the wine to crap) and will fall apart during opening (filling the crappy wine with corky tidbits).

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« Reply #13 on: December 10, 2003, 07:33:31 PM »
LOL, what do you have to do to get the wine bottles out, lift off the whole glass top?

Other than that, it's a materpiece!

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« Reply #14 on: December 10, 2003, 08:05:14 PM »
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LOL, what do you have to do to get the wine bottles out, lift off the whole glass top?

 


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