Last Thursday, a Christian mole at New Line Cinema pocketed a videocassette of the upcoming movie, The Return of the King. He secretly boarded one of Sister Betty Bowers' private ministry Gulfstream V jets at LAX, and three-and-a-half hours later, delivered the tape to Pastor Deacon Fred, who was waiting in the Platinum Level Tither Lounge at Landover’s private five-gate terminal...
lol a christian stole a copy of the tape, etc.... wow, anyone else find these first few sentences disturbing??
“Boy, were we ever wrong! Them Jews really pulled a fast one on us with this one. George Bush should make it illegal to use the words, ‘King,’ and ‘Return,’ in the same sentence, unless someone is referring to Jesus Christ. I have to say, it is just out-and-out blasphemy for mortal men to call themselves King
lol thank gawd for all the so called liberals, frogs, treehuggers, and the like that these bastards cant do this... loving sick fearful little religous biatchs.. Your gonna LOVE jesus TOO!! NOW!!!!!!
Church members were enthralled by the bloodshed and gruesome violence that dominated the first three hours of the film
lol the first 3??
The Good Lord’s final Book of the Bible says God will kill a quarter of the Earth with the sword, starvation and beasts (Revelation 6:8), a third of the planet by using four angels with an army of 200 million soldiers (Revelation 9:15-19), 7,000 sinners with an earthquake (Revelation 11:13) and the rest with fire and brimstone (Revelation 14:10-11; 18:8).
lol arm yourselfs sinners! God is coming for YOU!!!!
lol as if a god of love, our father, could do such a thing.. Could you hunt down and kill your children?? lol and they call it the 'good book'......
LoL i'd hate to think I could only spend eternity with the likes of these freaks.. lol
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