So many possibilties.
Lets put our heads together fellow monkey testing, gerbil infecting, red meat eating, impotent comrades!
The future of civilization is at stake - let us stike at the enemy now. Let us advance upon his vegitarian cities, drive his protien lacking population from their homes, and feast upon the flesh of their children.
We shall plant the flag of animal slaughter atop the highest mound of garden soil in the name of taste and texture!
FORWARD!