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Offline Pfunk

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« on: December 12, 2003, 01:09:51 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: December 12, 2003, 01:27:31 PM »
Aha! I was wondering why Funked and SOB kept handing me broken blue and black bracelets at the 2002 AH con.

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« Reply #2 on: December 12, 2003, 01:33:01 PM »
Must be a slow news day.  They actually put forth energy to report this?
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« Reply #3 on: December 12, 2003, 01:45:25 PM »
This was on my local news a couple of weeks ago.  If they are going to start reporting on every single urban legend I am going to have to stop watching.

While I am on the subject, who decided that newscasters have to stand up to report some stories and sit down for others?

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« Reply #4 on: December 12, 2003, 01:52:25 PM »
And here I thought somebody had busted up the O-rings in their transmission or something.

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« Reply #5 on: December 12, 2003, 01:54:23 PM »
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Elizabeth Cooke, a fourth-grade teacher in Baltimore County, says she was surprised when a fifth-grader told her the bracelets had “secret meanings — one being, if someone broke one it meant you have to have sex.”
       “He told me that he wasn’t sure if he wanted to wear them anymore because they were stupid,” says Cooke, whose school allows the bracelets as a fashion item, if they cause no distractions.
       “In my opinion,” she adds, “he shouldn’t even be thinking about sex at all.”


Heh, 5th grade is when I noticed Mallory Italiano had really nice .... eyes. :p

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But Egarian — the New Jersey teen — advises parents to tread carefully.
       “If my parents questioned me too much about the bracelets,” she says, “I’d probably wear them more.”


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« Reply #6 on: December 12, 2003, 03:27:45 PM »
Gaad I'm glad I don't have a daughter.
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« Reply #7 on: December 12, 2003, 04:04:47 PM »
Now that I think about it, when I was in high school in the 80's, kids used to put safety pins on their coats, usually on the sleeve.  I am sure that someone saw some rockstar do it or something, I don't know where it started.  Some kids would take the time (most likely during study hall) to line 30 or 40 up going down the entire length of the sleeve.

It wasn't before long when the rumor started that kids were putting a safety pin on their coat for every time they had sex with their boyfriend/girlfiend.  It was just an urban legend but I remember what a big buzz it made around school for a while.

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« Reply #8 on: December 12, 2003, 04:53:56 PM »
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Gaad I'm glad I don't have a daughter.


The day i get i child i really hope i dont get a daughter, if i do get a daughter im moving out from the city out to the country side...

Its amazing what the they do nowadays, im sounding old here but im really am not, im djust amazed....

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« Reply #9 on: December 12, 2003, 06:05:18 PM »
LOL
Maniac,  My family that lives in the country says there is nothin else to  do but have sex.

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« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2003, 06:47:57 PM »
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Maniac, My family that lives in the country says there is nothin else to do but have sex.


Well, atleast theres an limited amount of ppl they can have sex with...
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« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2003, 07:31:03 PM »
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Well, atleast theres an limited amount of ppl they can have sex with...


Theres always farm animals:D

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« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2003, 11:40:56 PM »
I'm sure her brother Cletus wouldn't mind...

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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2003, 05:13:06 AM »
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Gaad I'm glad I don't have a daughter.
:(

I was floored several years ago when I overheard my daughter's 7th Grade friends talking about "Tossing Salad". :eek:
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