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Offline Belle

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« on: December 13, 2003, 08:15:11 PM »
When youz pick out wife, what u look for?  Cute, fund, or CUTE AND FUND?  

What edition wife that u prefer?
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Offline pugg666

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« Reply #1 on: December 13, 2003, 08:20:43 PM »
ahh paid a visit to the wife store I see

check out wife V2.00, combines the best of both worlds....until
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« Reply #2 on: December 13, 2003, 08:25:11 PM »
Wuh happenz in V2.0?  They get more cutest????? :confused:
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« Reply #3 on: December 13, 2003, 09:09:29 PM »
Well   WIFE V2.00 was okay, liveable at least.
I mean everything was kinda sorta okay you know. Not to many boots to desktop, the culinary software was great etc.

Things started to go downhill though when the first patch came out. Now I got WIFE V2.10  and I'll tell ya, increasing the memory was a real crappy idea.

And to top that all off, customer support says there is no possible way to roll back to the older version. Once you have WIFE V2.10 you are stuck with it, at leasts till the next patch.

oops, gotta go put the helmet back on..it's home.

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« Reply #4 on: December 13, 2003, 09:24:26 PM »
Oh my Pete's sakes!
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« Reply #5 on: December 13, 2003, 09:59:54 PM »
I'd start by giving her a spelling check of the most common 3 letter words.  If she spells any of them with 4 letters, I wouldn't bother... at least not unless she put out on the first date.

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« Reply #6 on: December 13, 2003, 10:20:23 PM »
Check for a bruise. Thats a good start.
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« Reply #7 on: December 13, 2003, 10:23:45 PM »
I need some more clarification on that creamo... is checking for a bruise on the first date and finding one a good thing or a bad thing?

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« Reply #8 on: December 13, 2003, 10:47:46 PM »
Lol, I tried to find a fitting responce but gave up laughing,...
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« Reply #9 on: December 13, 2003, 11:04:06 PM »
You could try here

http://www.lifetimecompanion.com/

Looks like David Arquette Cox.....Courtney Cox's husband went here before he bagged Courtney...3rd row down

http://www.lifetimecompanion.com/tour/photos/
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« Reply #10 on: December 13, 2003, 11:07:34 PM »
Creamo, allow me.
It depends on your values.  On one hand, it implies used goods.  On the other hand, it means she might let you...
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« Reply #11 on: December 13, 2003, 11:11:56 PM »
Even the Millennium Falcon?!
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« Reply #12 on: December 13, 2003, 11:12:56 PM »
You have a point.  I'm not sure how to interpret it.  To me it says "Han Solo Docked Here".
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« Reply #13 on: December 13, 2003, 11:13:46 PM »
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When youz pick out wife, what u look for?  Cute, fund, or CUTE AND FUND?  

What edition wife that u prefer?


I prefer no bruise, 3' tall, flat head.  18 or older or at least a good fake ID.
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Offline pugg666

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« Reply #14 on: December 13, 2003, 11:19:30 PM »
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3' tall, flat head.


that has possibilities...must do some research.
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