Author Topic: Joke (Read 356 times)

AKcurly · « **on:** December 16, 2003, 03:18:53 PM »

Two Rednecks went to a gas station that was holding a contest: a chance to win free sex when you filled your tank. They pumped their gas and went to pay the attendant.

"I'm thinking of a number between one and ten," he said. "If you guess right, you win free sex."

"Okay," agreed one of the rednecks,"I guess seven." "Sorry, I was thinking of eight," replied the attendant.

The next week they tried again. When they went to pay, the attendant told them to pick a number.

"Two!" said the redneck.

"Sorry, it's three," said the attendant."Come back and try again." As they walked back to their car one redneck said to the other, "I think this contest is rigged."

"No way," said his buddy. "My wife won twice last week.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #1 on:** December 16, 2003, 03:23:37 PM »

ROFL!

Here's yer sign.....

Estes · « **Reply #2 on:** December 16, 2003, 03:30:44 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
ROFL!

Here's yer sign.....

Bill Engvall is funny as hell.

Skuzzy · « **Reply #3 on:** December 16, 2003, 03:32:14 PM »

Yep, he certainly is. Have you seen the Blue Collar Tour? I had tears in my eyes for hours after that show.

gofaster · « **Reply #4 on:** December 16, 2003, 03:36:10 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Yep, he certainly is. Have you seen the Blue Collar Tour? I had tears in my eyes for hours after that show.

That is probably the funniest live comedy DVD I've ever seen. They ran it on Comedy Channel last month but left out the tidbits in between acts (aired commercials instead). For me, the tidbits were some of the best parts. The lady in the spa with the cucumbers on her eyes was a funny bit.

"They call me... Tater Salad..."

Skuzzy · « **Reply #5 on:** December 16, 2003, 03:38:16 PM »

You should see it live. OMG!

Horn · « **Reply #6 on:** December 16, 2003, 04:19:23 PM »

Edible eatin britches. omg funny.

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Dune · « **Reply #7 on:** December 16, 2003, 05:07:38 PM »

"I didn't know how many of them it would take to kick my ass. But I knew they'd use that many."

Funiest thing I've seen in a long time.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #8 on:** December 16, 2003, 05:44:06 PM »

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Originally posted by Skuzzy
Yep, he certainly is. Have you seen the Blue Collar Tour? I had tears in my eyes for hours after that show.

"boy you see my daughter over there...befor you get any thaughts about loving and kissin on her just remember....I dont have any probablem at all with goin back to prison"

That show is funny as hell Get her done!

"I'd like a wake up call for 6"

"sir its allready Half past 6"

"no I mean the next one!....u know usually there's two of them"