Author Topic: Google Challenge (Read 986 times)

ravells · « **on:** December 15, 2003, 06:59:06 AM »

If you have some time on your hands:

Can you think of two reasonably common English words that you can put into google and NOT get a web-page hit containing both words?

Eg: 'brick aardvark' returned this:

aardvark.dj: Just another brick in the
aardvark.dj. ... August 15, 2002. Just another brick in the. Just another
brick in the wall. My old high school burnt down last night. ...
http://www.arseburgers.co.uk/blog/archives/000239.html - 22k - Cached - Similar pages

Ravs

Duedel · « **Reply #1 on:** December 15, 2003, 07:12:42 AM »

testicles altocumulus

only returns 1 page

mora · « **Reply #2 on:** December 15, 2003, 08:01:42 AM »

"northpole gonorrea" - no hits.

I remember hearing that the game was about getting as close to one(1) hit as possible?

ravells · « **Reply #3 on:** December 15, 2003, 08:14:56 AM »

You spelled Gonorrhea wrong! (see below)

testicles altocumulus is a good one though! Best result I've seen yet!

Ravs

Where Are They Now - Santa Claus
... Foggy Christmas's whirlwind deliveries, the other reindeer at the North Pole begrudgingly
began ... in no shape to fly due to his debilitating Gonorrhea, so Santa ...
http://www.insidejoke.tv/200112/rudolph.asp - 11k - Cached - Similar pages

mora · « **Reply #4 on:** December 15, 2003, 08:19:38 AM »

Duedel · « **Reply #5 on:** December 15, 2003, 08:26:19 AM »

I'm Mr. Google

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Duedel aka Mr. Google

Kirin · « **Reply #6 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:14:14 AM »

Sorry Duedel - now gimme that crown!

zero hits for

"tubus" + "groundhog"

- tubus alone: 54'900
- groundhog alone: 291'000

Hehe - I am Mr. Google!!

sidenote: Hmm, does that mean I should stop developement for a groundhog tubus?

midnight Target · « **Reply #7 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:20:05 AM »

Dangit!

I tried Wet and Teeshirt....

I'll try again.

CyranoAH · « **Reply #8 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:29:50 AM »

- Warthog and Condescendence: 0 hits

Daniel

Dowding · « **Reply #9 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:34:29 AM »

mauve antiestablishmentarianism

ZERO hits, surprisingly!

ravells · « **Reply #10 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:50:51 AM »

Daniel is Mr Google!

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tubus - not allowed: it is a proper noun, seems to be a brand name. - sorry Kirin!

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Condescendence: good one (but maybe archaic?)

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antiestablishmentarianism (not sure if this is a word & anyway is not reasonably common)- Dowding did you mean antidisestablishmentarianism where there are hits with mauve?:

MC Game 58: How 'bout...
... Ann Glasgow, Useless, I almost buzzed for a mauve dog, but dogs are ... Peter Uncertainty,
Antidisestablishmentarianism, All right, I'm going to make the table look ...
madeira.physiol.ucl.ac.uk/cgi-bin/delphi/ interactive/mcg/mcold.pl?58 - 26k - Cached - Similar pages

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Some of the results are quite amusing. I typed in Spitfire testicles and got this:

... I was going at about 70 or 80 mph when my girlfriend in the passenger
seat reached over and grabbed my testicles so I lost control.". ...
members.shaw.ca/spitfire1500/humour.html - 24k - Cached - Similar pages

Kirin · « **Reply #11 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:52:28 AM »

Condescendence has a meager 966 hits - please post the single results as well - how about king is the one who gets zero hits with the biggest single sum?

So I am still Mr. Google...

Kirin · « **Reply #12 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:54:13 AM »

Errr Ravells - tubus is the medical instrument you use to secure airways - there are different brands...

Kirin · « **Reply #13 on:** December 15, 2003, 10:57:56 AM »

Oh well, looks like the common name for that is "tube" in english - I withdraw my submission then...

Dowding · « **Reply #14 on:** December 15, 2003, 11:00:33 AM »

No I meant antiestablishmentarianism. That's a word I tell ya.