Author Topic: Return of Teh Ghey (Read 1359 times)

midnight Target · « **Reply #15 on:** December 18, 2003, 11:02:49 AM »

This reminds me of those stoner discussions we used to have 20 years ago.... hey wait..... IT IS those stoner discussions we had 20 years ago!

Thrawn · « **Reply #16 on:** December 18, 2003, 11:08:35 AM »

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Originally posted by Mini D
Aragorn had his choice of two hotties. Luke tried to hit on his sister.

MiniD

SHACK!!

muckmaw · « **Reply #17 on:** December 18, 2003, 11:09:16 AM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
PS Saur I have the rest of that series if you want it.
(the one in your avatard)

Funked...

Would be much appreciated here, pal.

jpizzo1@optonline.net

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #18 on:** December 18, 2003, 11:17:18 AM »

Saur
I have just one thing to say..,

Dorky Jedi code.... he can't attack Aragorn cause he is a good guy... That would be a move to the dark side..

Aragorn on the other hand has a huge coolness factor Luke could never face.

If the battle where directed by Pete jackson it would be epic, it would have fantastic visuals, and you would walk away in awe..

If Lucas directed it, it would have Jar jar, it would be aimed at 6 year olds, it would have really REALLY bad dialog, the actors who in the past had seem to be good, would act like they where in a really bad b movie... and all the effects would be art deco looking digital crap... You would walk out cursing lucas for taking away the coolness of your fav childhood movie.

p.s FUNKED email pics to gtora2@hotmail.com

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #19 on:** December 18, 2003, 12:25:15 PM »

Ok, so even if we run down the lineup then, who is next?

Han Solo would kick the dwarf's ass.

Vader would choke that elvish man/woman dude.

And Ill take a division of storm troopers over Orc's anyday. I dont wanna hear any **** about Nazgul either - TIE Fighters, *****.

PS: Mini, just because Luke was kinky doesnt make him a bad person. I think Aragorn is marching towards the friend zone.

Granted - after seeing the first two LOTR movies, I wish Jackson would have done the new SW flicks - in that battle, Lucus loses before he knows hes fighting.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #20 on:** December 18, 2003, 12:35:32 PM »

LOL you may have me on the chars, but even you admit that Lucas could not handle directing a real movie!

Don't mind me, I just despise george lucas. I despise him for delaying the Indy Jones movies. I despise him even more for taking the 3 movies from my childhood tarishing their coolness with his gimmicks and then ruining the Starwars legacy with the Crap that he puts out and calls episodes 1 and 2. I despise him for marketing the crappy B movies towards kids who do not know what starwars is and turning his backs on the real fans....

Man that guy is a tool. How he came up with the first three will always keep me wondering.

mold · « **Reply #21 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:04:57 PM »

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Originally posted by GtoRA2
Man that guy is a tool. How he came up with the first three will always keep me wondering.

Joseph Campbell, I believe.

Also, E4 was not as good as E5 and E6 (except for E6 teddy bears). Let's see, Lucas directed E1, E2, and E4. Someone competent directed E5 and E6. I think there might be a pattern here.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #22 on:** December 18, 2003, 01:16:21 PM »

Mold
He did not direct Empire and Jedi?

LOL

mold · « **Reply #23 on:** December 18, 2003, 02:00:50 PM »

Nope. Just checked imdb, looks like a guy named Irvin Kershner did Empire, and Richard Marquand did Jedi. Lucas is an incompetent ass. I believe he is not releasing "pre-special-edition" DVDs of the originals, even though you'd think there is a ton of demand for those. He knows everyones hates his chit, but his ego is too big to admit it.

Look at anticipation vs reaction to E1. After that debacle, there was no anticipation for E2. LOL.

GtoRA2 · « **Reply #24 on:** December 18, 2003, 02:04:21 PM »

Mold
Your right lol, I went and saw E3 after it was out for weeks.... lol it was ho hum.... I did buy the DVD though... I will NEVER buy E1 though.

You do not think he is ever going to release the first three movies on DVD (e4 E5 E6) or he will mess with them before he does?

He really is an ass, I remeber an interview with him after episode one and he was asked how he felt about the bad reviews..His answer was, how can it be a bad movie with all the money it made?

LoL he does not understand it could have been made with stick figures and everyone would have gone and been duped ONE TIME... lol.
I feel like skipping E3 just in protest...

Frogm4n · « **Reply #25 on:** December 18, 2003, 02:06:47 PM »

as someone that never read the books as a kid and therefore has no emotional attachment to the movie i can safely say these movies sucked. they had good special effects but the overall story and writing was terrible. matrix terrible.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #26 on:** December 18, 2003, 02:27:17 PM »

bingo

midnight Target · « **Reply #27 on:** December 18, 2003, 02:31:48 PM »

Now you've done it... you both are going to Hobbithell!!!!

hyena426 · « **Reply #28 on:** December 18, 2003, 02:43:38 PM »

ash from army's of darkness would take them all down:)

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #29 on:** December 18, 2003, 02:50:58 PM »

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Originally posted by Frogm4n
as someone that never read the books as a kid and therefore has no emotional attachment to the movie i can safely say these movies sucked. they had good special effects but the overall story and writing was terrible. matrix terrible.

I never read the books as a kid either - although I have since read Fellowship and Towers simply because I enjoyed the movies.

I have to totally disagree with you though. The LotR trilogy is what the original Star Wars trilogy was 25 years ago and what E1, E2, and E3 should have (and wont be).

In terms of 'best trilogies' Id put The Matrix right up with such favorites as the first three Revenge of the Nerds films.

Jackman has made the best collection of flicks Ive seen in a long time.