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Offline FUNKED1

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« on: December 17, 2003, 04:08:32 PM »
Where's Triumph when we need him?
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #1 on: December 17, 2003, 04:19:20 PM »
You didnt like it?
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Offline Mathman

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« Reply #2 on: December 17, 2003, 07:43:11 PM »
I believe funkypants is referring to those people who are chronic geeks with no hope for a cure who dress as hobits and orks, much like those people who weren't breastfed as babies who dress up like Stormtroopers and Darth Vader when a Star Wars movie comes out.
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« Reply #3 on: December 17, 2003, 08:13:47 PM »
Yes.
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« Reply #4 on: December 17, 2003, 09:29:59 PM »
Hopefully someday you will see the light
























of Elendil.
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« Reply #5 on: December 17, 2003, 09:38:33 PM »
it IS a good excuse to wear my sword in public.
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Bis endlich der Fiend am Boden liegt.
Bis Bishland bis Bishland bis Bishland wird besiegt!

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« Reply #6 on: December 17, 2003, 10:33:30 PM »
Or lightsaber, in my case.

Skywalker would kick Aragorn's ass.
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« Reply #7 on: December 17, 2003, 10:40:03 PM »
PS Saur I have the rest of that series if you want it.
(the one in your avatard)
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« Reply #8 on: December 18, 2003, 03:05:46 AM »
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Originally posted by Saurdaukar
Or lightsaber, in my case.

Skywalker would kick Aragorn's ass.


Oh whatever.  Skywalker might have the Force, but Aragorn has the blood of the Numenorean flowing through his viens.  Superhuman d00D!  Plus he's not all conflicted and have issues with his old man.  Whiny *****, excuse me, Luke is going down.

PS:  Luck: I'm Luke sucky ass, I have 2 weeks of sword practice, I will not fight you."

Aragorn: "Neat, I have about 70 years of experiance, your going down child."
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« Reply #9 on: December 18, 2003, 09:03:28 AM »
hey Luke kicked his old man's prettythang, and he was born of the Force.  I'm thinking he could take down Aragorn.
Besides, Aragorn has issues with being king and the Arwen ball & chain.  Luke has no girlie to hold him back.  :p

But Capt. Kirk could take them both on, and still give love to the ladies afterwards.  :D

man you guys are such nerds
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« Reply #10 on: December 18, 2003, 09:11:45 AM »
Question:  Would superman be able to defeat luke or aragorn?
Geek Answer:  Stupid question.  Superman isn't real.
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« Reply #11 on: December 18, 2003, 09:57:20 AM »
If you mean Take Luke up the rear while taking Aragorn in the front, then yeah Kirk could do it.


Aragorn would kick Lukes ***** as in a second...  Kirk who?

Now Jules Winnfield would take both them down, while asking if he looked like a *****, and reciting some scripture.
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« Reply #12 on: December 18, 2003, 09:58:38 AM »
Funked! I want the rest of Saurs avatar series! lol
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Offline Saurdaukar

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« Reply #13 on: December 18, 2003, 10:42:19 AM »
Luke:  

-Whiney, sure
-Forcey, yup
-Can move objects by squinting his eyes and reaching
-Really cool, cut through anything, lightsaber
-Pissed and going through puberty
-Girl problems
-X-Wing
-Has Jedi Masters come to him in visions telling him how to better kick ass
-Trained by Yoda... WHAT!
-Important, evil daddy

Aragorn:

-Conflicted
-Has an Elvish necklace
-Hand me down refabricated sword
-Softspoken loner
-Horse
-Beard
-Girl problems x2
-Says 'Mordor' funny
-Can track things
-Important, evil daddy

Victor:  Luke by default.  Aragorn uses the power of his beard and insults Luke in Elvish, but at the end of the day the Sword of the King is cut in half once more by Luke's cool blue saber as Aragorn takes pause to contemplate the meaning of his relationship with Agent Smith's daughter.
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« Reply #14 on: December 18, 2003, 10:57:17 AM »
Aragorn had his choice of two hotties.  Luke tried to hit on his sister.

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