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Offline Shuckins

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« on: December 18, 2003, 09:10:08 PM »
Who should it include?

Johnnie Cochran?  

Should the ACLU get involved?

The man deserves only the best.

Regards, Shuckins
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #1 on: December 18, 2003, 09:26:57 PM »
Since it looks like he will be tried in Iraq, he will use an Iraqi lawyer.


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Offline Shuckins

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« Reply #2 on: December 18, 2003, 09:33:58 PM »
Dago,

It was a JOKE son!  A JOKE that IS!  Pay attention boy!  That one went right BY ya!

I just LOVE Foghorn Leghorn.

On a more serious note, I would be willing to purchase a place ticket to send the aforementioned characters to Iraq.  If it accomplishes nothing else it will get them OUT of the country.


Regards, Shuckins
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #3 on: December 18, 2003, 10:03:37 PM »
I think his dream team should be:
Lead, Homer Simpson
Yosemite Sam
Sylvester the Cat
Elmer Fudd and finally
Pepe Le Pew

Their spokesperson should be Foghorn Leghorn
« Last Edit: December 18, 2003, 10:25:11 PM by Maverick »
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Offline AKS\/\/ulfe

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« Reply #4 on: December 18, 2003, 10:07:37 PM »
No way! Homer Simpsons has WAY too many convincing arguments.

"Trying is the first step to failure. The lesson here kids, is to never try"

"Beer, the cause of, and solution to, all of lifes problems."

And etc.
-SW
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Offline B17Skull12

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« Reply #5 on: December 19, 2003, 12:06:14 AM »
SW rofl:rofl
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Offline Mathman

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« Reply #6 on: December 19, 2003, 01:19:46 AM »
Cue the Chewbacca Defebse:

"See, this is Chewbacca, he is a wookie..."
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Offline bigsky

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« Reply #7 on: December 19, 2003, 01:38:13 AM »
johny cochran dont do criminal cases anymore.
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Offline Habu

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« Reply #8 on: December 19, 2003, 06:23:56 AM »
Homer Simpson

"He is a moron. He just stands there grinning moronically"
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