So this morning, I woke up and looked outside and up in the tree in my backyard was a gorilla!
So I called the local Gorilla Removal Team, and a few minutes later, the guy drives up in his pickup. He gets out with a stick, a pair of handcuffs, a shotgun, and a Chihuahua.
He comes over an says to me, “My buddy couldn’t make it today, so I’m a gonna need yer help… What I’m a gonna do, is I’m a gonna climb up ‘is tree and poke at the gorilla with this stick to make 'im fall out, an’ when he falls out, this here li’l dog is gonna go right after his private parts. When the gorilla has both hands down cover’n up against that li’l dog, you slap the handcuffs on him and the we’ll have ‘em.”
So he starts up the tree, and then I ask him, ‘What’s the shotgun for?”
“Well, if that gorilla knocks me out of the tree first, shoot the dog.”
