Merry Christmas
From me ("the Wishor") to you ("hereinafter called the Wishee")
Please accept without obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes
for an environmentally conscious, socially responsible, politically
correct, low stress, non-addictive, gender neutral, celebration of the
winter solstice holiday, practiced within the most enjoyable traditions
of the religious persuasion of your choice, or secular practices of
your choice, with respect for the religious/secular persuasions and/or
traditions of others, or their choice not to practice religious or
secular traditions at all, and a financially successful, personally
fulfilling, work/life balanced and medically uncomplicated recognition
of the onset of the generally accepted calendar year 2004, but with due
respect for the calendars of choice of other cultures or sects, and
having regard to the race, creed, colour, age, physical ability,
religious faith, choice of computer platform or dietary preference of
the Wishee.
