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Offline Wilfrid

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« on: December 27, 2003, 12:57:30 PM »
Under 10,000 miles on the clock

One female owner.

Good deal?

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« Reply #1 on: December 27, 2003, 01:04:05 PM »
Would the previous owner deliver it?
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« Reply #2 on: December 27, 2003, 01:05:36 PM »
Jenna Jamison's Viper.  I wonder how much that will add to the price... looks like it's bid over it's value already.

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« Reply #3 on: December 27, 2003, 01:35:58 PM »
That car would need to go thru thorough decontamination before I got within 50ft of it after that skank sat in it.
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« Reply #4 on: December 27, 2003, 04:22:46 PM »
ugly girls shoulnt be allowed to touch nice cars

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« Reply #5 on: December 27, 2003, 04:23:41 PM »
If i had the money, id buy it ADSAP if the owner would give me a "testdrive" on my conditions.

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« Reply #6 on: December 27, 2003, 04:24:50 PM »
Id trash the car later.....vipers are ugly and they dont perform quite like the owner does in this particular case
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« Reply #7 on: December 27, 2003, 04:26:28 PM »
wonder if she is gonna get married in a white dress.

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« Reply #8 on: December 27, 2003, 04:27:58 PM »
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wonder if she is gonna get married in a white dress.


lol mate who would marry b|tch ? :)

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« Reply #9 on: December 27, 2003, 04:28:13 PM »
me likes jenna almost as much as the bottle in my hand



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« Reply #10 on: December 27, 2003, 04:29:36 PM »
id take her asap if my preggie gf wouldnt mind.....


fu** that

id do her anyway :cool:

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« Reply #11 on: December 27, 2003, 04:36:55 PM »
"Winning bidder will receive a personally signed picture and letter from Jenna Jameson"

Is this a dirty letter or something Santa would send?

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« Reply #12 on: December 27, 2003, 05:27:22 PM »
Not a big fan of the RT-10's (even with Jenna on the hood)

Go after a late 90's GTS - far more car and they can be had for under $40K if you look hard enough.

Scary fast cars and difficult to control at the limit.  'Forgiving' isnt how I would describe this car.

http://cgi.ebay.com/ebaymotors/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&category=6209&item=2449932069
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« Reply #13 on: December 27, 2003, 06:13:03 PM »
I'd hit'em both.. :lol
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« Reply #14 on: December 27, 2003, 06:42:03 PM »
ill keep my OLD Porche (356) and take the  girl (jenna)

thank you