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Offline whels

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« on: December 28, 2003, 06:36:37 PM »

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« Reply #1 on: December 28, 2003, 06:38:16 PM »
I hope you're running to a store that will sell you some Boulevard or Saranac.  ;)
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« Reply #2 on: December 28, 2003, 06:43:14 PM »
Speaking on behalf of those who have no idea what lite beer tastes like...

I have no idea what those commercials are about.

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« Reply #3 on: December 28, 2003, 06:44:57 PM »
It's really not just light beer. Think of all the Corona that is sold.
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« Reply #4 on: December 28, 2003, 06:50:06 PM »
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Originally posted by whels

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I guess you shouldn't have ordered Bud.

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« Reply #5 on: December 28, 2003, 06:51:13 PM »
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Originally posted by Toad
It's really not just light beer. Think of all the Corona that is sold.
Every carona I've ever had tasted like lime.  All 3 of them.

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« Reply #6 on: December 28, 2003, 06:55:25 PM »
Your from America, you should be glad ;)

imported camel piss
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« Reply #7 on: December 28, 2003, 07:41:04 PM »
Brew your own.  It's easy, it's cheap, and you will be able to taste it.

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« Reply #8 on: December 28, 2003, 07:49:25 PM »
Whels, you lucky devil, its finally safe for you to drink British beer.  :)


Warm sticky pond scum it is I tell ya.


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« Reply #9 on: December 28, 2003, 08:16:16 PM »
As I sit here sipping on the single malt special reserve my loving wife got me for Christmas... I just have this one thought.

















nanner nanner.

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« Reply #10 on: December 29, 2003, 12:07:46 AM »
Carona tasted like warm goat piss.

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« Reply #11 on: December 29, 2003, 01:37:23 AM »
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Carona tasted like warm goat piss.


it pretty much all tastes that way (except heineken and guinness)

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« Reply #12 on: December 29, 2003, 01:45:55 AM »
CORONA... CORONA...

Retards.
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« Reply #13 on: December 29, 2003, 02:33:08 AM »
If i thought all beer tasted like warm goat piss, I wouldn't be drinking it. ;)

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« Reply #14 on: December 29, 2003, 05:05:30 AM »
I didn't know American beer had any taste, except of course the microbrews, some of which are excellent.

This is my favourite local watering hole. I have a visitor from the US on January 4/5, and will be bringing him here. I missed places like this when I lived away from England.