Anybody got any? I have a few....
SOB will become the next Jered Fogle (of Subway Sandwich fame) when he loses 245 pounds on a diet on In-N-Out 4x4s.
Deeply moved by his experiences with the Sweedish Welfare System, Hortlund becomes a Socialist.
MiniD will say something nice about someone.
One month after giving birth, Curval's wife will be pregnant again.
After crossgender surgery, Animal will become the highest paid fashion model in Puerto Rico, earning hundreds of dollars a month.
Funked will get lucky with a woman who isn't drunk, on Rohipinol or inflatable for the very first time.
LePaul, finding it's impossible to delete all the porn on CheckSix.Net, changes the name to CheckSex.Net, charges 14.95 a month for membership, becomes a millionare and buys a vintage P-51.
HiTech, stung deeply by the mass exodus of players who can't afford to pay 14.95 a month each for two websites, is forced to sell his vintage P-51 to an anonymous buyer from Maine.
A spate of Interstate Prostitute Stranglings will be solved when Kieran is arrested, without incident, revisiting the scene of a body dump.
Ripsnort will grow hair after using the seeds from a Chia Pet as a dry rub, and watering daily. The fertilizer is already in place.
Tired of dealing with the "on probation" crowd, Skuzzy will beg HiTech for funding to hire a hit man to kill several of the most blatant abusers. HiTech will decline, citing reduced revenues due to a now openly competing CheckSex.Net website.
Corrupted by shooting guns with Lazs, Beatle and Tomato become a modern-day Bonnie and Clyde and terrorize England for several months, inspiring Parliament to enact new legislation allowing the private and unrestricted ownership of firearms. Their crime spree ends in a blazing shootout aginst a posse of armed vigilantes.
Lazs, in celebration of a pro-gun victory in England, accidentally shoots himself in the leg. Luckily it is his wooden one.
And, finally....
Curval's wife, tired of being pregnant for the past several years, steals his carelessly locked 125cc scooter and abandons him.
Please add if you like. Just don't be a Hater now.
