He played Air Warrior from Dos days, and was one of the best sticks in the game, IMHO. That guy killed me so often my monitor developed a red tint to it.
Anyway I was at FedEx, noticed his shop was across the street and stopped in to visit. Of course he remembered me, having seen my name on his kill board so many times, but nevertheless I lied about how great I was at Air Warrior (the longer it's been the better I was) and how easy he was to shoot down.
I don't know if it was me being too obnoxious or telling him old AW vets like Manx and Murdr and 75% of the AW junkies have methadoned to playing AH, but by the end of our visit he vowed to download AH and dig out his old flight controls to shoot us all down, starting with me.
He said he'll fly under an alias until he gets good, so look for a very fast learning Noob rising rapidly through the ranking systems.