Originally posted by Chairboy 
How did the Enterprise look up close & personal? 
To me space frags are spam in a can.  Hoping upon hope you don't get blowed up on takeoff or burnt up on re-entry is no way to fly.
Leave space travel  for Spock wannabe spam-in-a-can types.
Whatsername on Challenger used to teach English.  Now she's History.
What does NASA stand for?  Need Another Seven Astronauts.
Being called a rocket scientist is an insult nowadays.
Hello Beagle?
Woof.
Mars schmars.  Not without "conquering" the Muslims first.
WE HAVE THE TECHNOLOGY!
Ba-dum-bum.
Thank you.  I'll be here all week.  Try the veal!  The brisket's not bad either!