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Offline vorticon

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« on: January 08, 2004, 07:56:01 PM »

Offline SunKing

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« Reply #1 on: January 08, 2004, 08:48:45 PM »
2X4's and black birds work much better.

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« Reply #2 on: January 09, 2004, 09:02:12 AM »
By the time I caught the 2nd fly, I'd be thinking "there has to be a better way.  Oh, heck. I'll just go fly some AH for an hour."

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« Reply #3 on: January 09, 2004, 09:07:05 AM »
Ya need to get an improved model of fly to go along with that ;)


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« Reply #4 on: January 09, 2004, 09:09:27 AM »
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Ya need to get an improved model of fly to go along with that ;)



That's good!

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« Reply #5 on: January 09, 2004, 07:24:08 PM »
Great idea. Bit hard on the flies though. Have to wait until summer. I haven't seen a fly for months.  Imagine how it would work with a couple of Hornets attached. Man, that would be plane with a sting in it's tail. Catching and fixing them would be scary though :eek:

One thought, like any multi engine aircraft what if an engine  or two failed.  It could be very messy.   :rofl

Imagine a squadron of them released into a classroom or office. The possibities are endless.

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« Reply #6 on: January 09, 2004, 07:35:06 PM »
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Ya need to get an improved model of fly to go along with that ;)

LMFAO thats funny.

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« Reply #7 on: January 09, 2004, 10:24:19 PM »
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Great idea. Bit hard on the flies though. Have to wait until summer. I haven't seen a fly for months.  Imagine how it would work with a couple of Hornets attached. Man, that would be plane with a sting in it's tail. Catching and fixing them would be scary though :eek:

One thought, like any multi engine aircraft what if an engine  or two failed.  It could be very messy.   :rofl

Imagine a squadron of them released into a classroom or office. The possibities are endless.



Gotta agree with you on that one..

Tie strings to the planes and move your bomber formation awayfrom the single engined fighters..


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« Reply #8 on: January 09, 2004, 11:03:06 PM »
OMFG!

What is wrong with you people?  What happens to these flies when you're done torturing them?  Leave them to die on the matchstick airplane, or worse - tear their legs off?!  Next you'll be shooting prarie gophers and enjoying infra-red carnage!  You all make me sick.
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« Reply #9 on: January 09, 2004, 11:15:15 PM »
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What is wrong with you people? What happens to these flies when you're done torturing them? Leave them to die on the matchstick airplane, or worse - tear their legs off


eat them

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« Reply #10 on: January 10, 2004, 12:44:54 AM »
Well if you do it during mating season....

And can tell the dif between the flies..you either save 1 the trouble of doing it..or let him die doing what he loved..flying.. :confused:
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« Reply #11 on: January 10, 2004, 10:20:40 AM »
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OMFG!

What is wrong with you people?  What happens to these flies when you're done torturing them?  Leave them to die on the matchstick airplane, or worse - tear their legs off?!  Next you'll be shooting prarie gophers and enjoying infra-red carnage!  You all make me sick.


Duh! You light the match and pretend you got a kill.

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« Reply #12 on: January 10, 2004, 12:30:04 PM »
why the freezer, what about a cloroform? make the bees easier to handle :)

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« Reply #13 on: January 10, 2004, 12:54:58 PM »
What about using dragonfly for lift, and bees for speed?  Combining the two, like the B-36, you might get a good combination.

If you want to do bees, you can extract them from a hive at night.  They are much more docile when its dark...
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« Reply #14 on: January 10, 2004, 01:12:10 PM »
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Duh! You light the match and pretend you got a kill.


LOL :rofl  :rofl  :rofl