Author Topic: Be sure to close your curtains when playing Aces High (Read 1376 times)

Manedew · « **Reply #30 on:** January 14, 2004, 04:44:49 AM »

I'd like to see Tracey Ullman do it in a turbin lol..

but i'd pay to see SOB hehe

if i start talkign about yokes at my local staples..... will i get in trouble or get eggs?

Dowding · « **Reply #31 on:** January 14, 2004, 05:56:05 AM »

I can't believe Staples employed this lad. Don't they sell scissors and the like there?

"Hello, is this the FBI? This is Frank McDunce. I've infilitrated an Al Queda cell that is planning some real mayhem going by how much equipment they have in this place. Better get the National Guard over here!"

lazs2 · « **Reply #32 on:** January 14, 2004, 08:24:15 AM »

do they even allow scissors in england? Maybe just the ones with the round ends?

I imagine that the police have to investigate every complaint from citizens. I think sandies vision of a U.S. police force spinning wildly out of control may be a bit premature. libs are so.... impatient.

lazs

Dowding · « **Reply #33 on:** January 14, 2004, 08:34:02 AM »

We're not afraid of flight-sims over here, and the only traffic light systems we have are next to the road, showing just three colours. Fancy that!

ygsmilo · « **Reply #34 on:** January 14, 2004, 08:44:33 AM »

LOL SOB

lazs2 · « **Reply #35 on:** January 14, 2004, 08:53:49 AM »

but you add extra letters in "colors" to make up for it. And... you drive on the wrong side of the road.
lazs

Dowding · « **Reply #36 on:** January 14, 2004, 09:14:25 AM »

On the contrary, you take letters away from words that you have difficulty spelling (possibly in an act of petulant rebellion against Queen's English) and drive on the wrong side of road. You also put automatic gear controls on the steering column and refer to manual gears as 'stick shifts'. No!

Mickey1992 · « **Reply #37 on:** January 14, 2004, 09:32:14 AM »

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Originally posted by Creamo
I still gotta wonder, if someone called the police and said they had to report someone was trying to buy flightsim software, why would she have to have a Trooper knocking at her window with a flashlight pry scaring the crap outta her? Wouldn't they just tell them to piss off?

Staples peon : "Police? Yes, someone is here trying to buy flight simulation software!! I got her license plate number and..."
Police : "Do you sell flight simulation software?"
Staples peon : "What?"
Police : "I said, do you sell flight simulation software?"
Staples peon : "Ummmm...........I dunno"
Police : "Let me check........Yes, Staples.com says you do."
Staples peon : "OK, but..."
Police : "You are calling the police to report that someone is trying to buy a product that you sell?"
Staples peon : "Yes, but.."
Police : "Piss off!!!!"

Dowding · « **Reply #38 on:** January 14, 2004, 09:49:27 AM »

DoctorYO · « **Reply #39 on:** January 14, 2004, 01:06:49 PM »

well 2 weeks ago there were apb's for almanacs so i guess flight sims would be next... Then books will be burned , then people...

history repeats itself... do the research ...

DoctorYo

PS (where was the prob. cause for trespass and illegal seach and seizure when that smoe was poking around her house...)

If it was that serious dont you think a judge should have been consulted: this is what im talking about.. No accountability..

Maniac · « **Reply #40 on:** January 14, 2004, 01:08:47 PM »

Hello.

I want to buy an almenac.

sales person : djust a moment.

LOL!

LePaul · « **Reply #41 on:** January 14, 2004, 01:16:40 PM »

LOL good one, SOB. they might even think you are the janitor or something.

With this PC environment, you may get a swell job offer too!

Corwin · « **Reply #42 on:** January 14, 2004, 01:35:57 PM »

Just flew back through OKC and was shocked when the computer randomly selected my two year old twin boys for a full screening. They were made to stand on a mat where we could not touch them while they were wanded down. We were also required to take of their shoes so they could be Xrayed. Of course, they were freaked out and cried the whole time. I was seething but kept my mouth shut until one of the TSA guys told me, "if they were my kids they would come when I called them" when they wouldn't walk through the metal detector by themselves and come to him.

I demanded to see supervisor who explained that because my kids had one way tickets back home (a long story involving using frequent flyer miles) they were slected by the TSA computer in the sky as security risks. I pointed out to him that a two year old with a one way ticket is PROBABLY A LOW THREAT POTENTIAL TO OUR NATIONAL SECURITY and did their EXPERTS really think that a terrorist bent on seeing Allah would be concerned with saving the cost of a round trip ticket?

I'm sorry folks but this is TOTAL BS!!!!!!!!!!!

Maniac · « **Reply #43 on:** January 14, 2004, 01:42:22 PM »

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one of the TSA guys told me, "if they were my kids they would come when I called them" when they wouldn't walk through the metal detector by themselves and come to him.

Sick.

Stoned Gecko · « **Reply #44 on:** January 14, 2004, 01:48:45 PM »

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one of the TSA guys told me, "if they were my kids they would come when I called them" when they wouldn't walk through the metal detector by themselves and come to him.

I'm guessing the TSA guy doesn't have kids. With that attitude I hope he doesn't get to. Sorry for what you had to go through. It's absolutely discusting.