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Offline midnight Target

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« on: January 13, 2004, 11:15:52 AM »
We just hired a new HR clerk ... she is right across the hall from me, and she worked last summer as a "Corona Beer Girl".

Daaayyyyaaaammmm! I may need to pluck out my eyes....
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Offline GRUNHERZ

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« Reply #1 on: January 13, 2004, 11:18:06 AM »
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We just hired a new HR clerk ... she is right across the hall from me, and she worked last summer as a "Corona Beer Girl".

Daaayyyyaaaammmm! I may need to pluck out my eyes....


So how well do you think your children will tolerate the divorce? :eek: ;)
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Offline Duedel

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« Reply #2 on: January 13, 2004, 11:20:45 AM »
Wow u're a lucky man! My colleague looks more like "Mrs. Double Whopper 2001" :(
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Offline mrblack

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« Reply #3 on: January 13, 2004, 11:24:21 AM »
LOL dreams are much better than reality sometimes .
And far less  costly :D
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« Reply #4 on: January 13, 2004, 11:27:16 AM »
I smell another mia soap opera thread starting...
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« Reply #5 on: January 13, 2004, 11:29:27 AM »
Any potential extramarital issues will likely be quickly resolved after the first: "I play this really great online combat flight simulator..." discussion.

Charon
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Offline mrblack

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« Reply #6 on: January 13, 2004, 11:30:57 AM »
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Any potential extramarital issues will likely be quickly resolved after the first: "I play this really great online combat flight simulator..." discussion.

Charon


LOL maybe she is hot for NERDS:aok
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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #7 on: January 13, 2004, 11:45:00 AM »
I am a member of management and would NEVER dream of .... OK I'd dream but thats it!

LOL Charon.
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« Reply #8 on: January 13, 2004, 11:48:46 AM »
I think MT needs to place "The Seven Year Itch" in his Netflix queue. ;)
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« Reply #9 on: January 13, 2004, 12:09:55 PM »
HR = Human Resources?  As in the people that are responsible for handling the hiring and firing?

I remember once HR was doing a presentation for our group during a meeting.  The room was cold and it showed when the attractive HR rep stepped up to the podium.  After the meeting, after we'd left the room, I looked to all the other guys walking with me and said... "She was HR... I'm so fired."

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Offline Sandman

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« Reply #10 on: January 13, 2004, 12:26:38 PM »
I think we need pictures.
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here's one of their beer girls cooking up a batch :)
« Reply #11 on: January 13, 2004, 12:28:34 PM »
you did say corona right?

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« Reply #12 on: January 13, 2004, 12:29:38 PM »
New HR rep is a hottie
Outside consultants?
Lay-offs come soon.
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Offline DA98

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« Reply #13 on: January 13, 2004, 02:45:01 PM »
I would have prefered this thread to be titled "Caption this"...
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Offline SaburoS

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« Reply #14 on: January 13, 2004, 02:48:47 PM »
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I am a member of management and would NEVER dream of .... OK I'd dream but thats it!
LOL Charon.


make sure you don't consume any alcohol at work! The "I won't cheat on the wife" red flags go out the window on the first couple of drinks. ;)

Any links of pics of her previous work?
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