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Offline Hajo

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« on: January 15, 2004, 09:49:30 AM »
Found this a few days ago....still funny

Save the Trees!...Wipe your butt with an Owl

Necrophilia:  That uncontrollable urge to crack open a Cold One!

Honk if you've never seen an Uzi fired from a car window!

Seen on back of Bikers Vest:  If you can read this my old lady fell off.

Who lit the fuze on your Tampon???  (not good idea to say to wife)

Fight Crime!  Shoot Back!

Never raise your hands to your kids!  It leaves groin unprotected!

If walking is good for you, then why does my Mailman look like Jaba the Hut?

We have enough youth....howbout a Fountain of Smart!

If at first you don't succeed, Skydiving is not for you!

WARNING:  Driver only carries 20 dollars in ammunition!

What has four legs and an arm?  A happy Pit Bull!

Guys: No Shirt no Service Gals:  No Shirt No Charge
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #1 on: January 15, 2004, 10:02:57 AM »
I saw a good one yesterday on a big SUV (Vanity Frame), the top said "I have PMS" and the bottom, in BIG bold letters, it said "AND I OWN A CHAINSAW!!"
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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #2 on: January 15, 2004, 10:04:24 AM »
Hajo, you still planning on buying the new Bimmer?
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Offline kappa

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« Reply #3 on: January 15, 2004, 10:04:38 AM »
Heavily medicated for your protection..   8)

Remember, the Hamburgarler was reincarnated as a cow..
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« Reply #4 on: January 15, 2004, 10:08:25 AM »
Rip.....yes....but thinking of waiting until Spring.  Weather is horrendous in this area now.  Below zero...in the single digits, and lower teens.  Just got 7 inches of snow last night.

Not fair to bring the BMW home and park it in the garage until April.  Z4 is slightly bigger then Z3....but neither of the two cars are anygood in snow or on ice....almost killed myself in the Z3 last winter driving home from late night dinner...to light, to much power and no traction whatsoever!
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« Reply #5 on: January 15, 2004, 10:14:38 AM »
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Originally posted by Hajo
Rip.....yes....but thinking of waiting until Spring.  Weather is horrendous in this area now.  Below zero...in the single digits, and lower teens.  Just got 7 inches of snow last night.

Not fair to bring the BMW home and park it in the garage until April.  Z4 is slightly bigger then Z3....but neither of the two cars are anygood in snow or on ice....almost killed myself in the Z3 last winter driving home from late night dinner...to light, to much power and no traction whatsoever!

Good time to wheel and deal though, Hajo. Go down there and start bartering, they'll give you a better price when there is snow on the ground than in the spring. Just delay your delivery until warmer weather! :)
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Offline Maverick

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« Reply #6 on: January 15, 2004, 11:01:46 AM »
Female Motor Officer I worked with had a neat bumber sticker on her equipment case.

I have ESP PMS and a gun. That makes me an armed beyotch that knows everything!

She is one of the nicest folks I know too, until she gets mad..... :eek:
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« Reply #7 on: January 15, 2004, 11:06:42 AM »
it's not that you picked your nose that makes you gross, it's where you put that booger.

visualize whirled peas

a cat almost always blinks when struck in the head with a ball-peen hammer.
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Offline Trell

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« Reply #8 on: January 15, 2004, 01:22:34 PM »
Hajo For some reason I cant picture you in a Bimmer.  You have allwasy seemed like a suv driver to me :)
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Offline 2stony

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« Reply #9 on: January 15, 2004, 01:28:09 PM »
The funniest one(s) I ever saw complimented each other. On one side it said "Mushroom Growers of Washington" and on the other side it said "I Brake For Haloucinations".

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Offline Chairboy

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« Reply #10 on: January 15, 2004, 01:39:24 PM »
Here are my favorites.  Good to print out and put on a co-workers car:

http://www.somethingawful.com/articles.php?a=351&p=2

« Last Edit: January 15, 2004, 02:51:24 PM by Chairboy »
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Offline Stoned Gecko

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« Reply #11 on: January 15, 2004, 01:49:21 PM »
One of the best ones I saw read:

"If you gonna ride my ass, pull my hair"
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Offline IHham

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« Reply #12 on: January 15, 2004, 03:42:11 PM »
Hmmmm, an intresting one we have on our car is...

"Insanity is hereditary, you get it from your kids."
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Offline bigUC

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« Reply #13 on: January 15, 2004, 03:47:28 PM »
"humpety-dumpety was pushed!"
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« Reply #14 on: January 15, 2004, 04:04:05 PM »

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