Author Topic: BREAKING NEWS! WMD's Found!!! (Read 1368 times)

MrLars · « **on:** January 17, 2004, 09:38:42 AM »

Re: AP Newswire - WMD Found in Iraq

More to come, watch your FOX NEWS!!!!

US soldiers have found massive amounts of WMDs in Iraq, just as we were promised. According to news reports, no joke, they've found all of this stuff:

-Millions of gallons of Hydrogen Hydroxide! This chemical weapon, when inhaled, prevents people from absorbing oxygen properly through the lungs and causes a terrible death not unlike drowning.

-Tons of Sodium Chloride! This chemical weapon is capable of killing people by actually making their blood burst out of their veins. NASTY!

-Millions of chunks of Depleted Uranium! Saddam has apparently been stockpiling this deadly substance all over Iraq since 1991. It has been found in many military and 'civilian' sites targeted by coalition forces. Exposure to this substance can cause deadly tumors and Iraq has enough to injure thousands of Americans with plenty left over to spare. Barbaric! -

Iraq has been discovered to be a major source of Silicon Dioxide! In the hands of terrorists, this insidious WMD can destroy the innards of every piece of American high-tech weaponry. It can also be concealed in foodstuffs, rendering a victim's dentition useless, possibly leading to a slow death by starvation. Sickening!

Mini D · « **Reply #1 on:** January 17, 2004, 10:18:06 AM »

Hristo · « **Reply #2 on:** January 17, 2004, 10:21:25 AM »

That sneaky dictator, finally the thruth ! Thank you Mr Bush, how could I doubt you ?

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #3 on:** January 17, 2004, 10:45:23 AM »

Someone post a credible source ASAP please.

The only thing on the major news websites is:

OMG!!111 DETH TOLE REECHS 500 TRUPES!!!11

This would be fantastic news if true.

Hristo · « **Reply #4 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:08:20 AM »

Depleted Uranium doesn't surprise me at all....the things are easy to get, especially after Gulf war 1.

Not surprised with Sodium Chloride either, Iraq has coastline places where it could be produced rather easily if funded by government or dictator like Saddam.

Silicon dioxide is not new too. Sadly, Iraq isn't the only country proven to have it. At least invasion of Iraq was a step in right direction. If only other countries holding this weapon would learn anything from this.

But Hydrogen hydroxide really surprises me. To have it produced in a country short on water ? Remember, production of hydrogen hydroxide requires water at least in 1:1 ratio. And in country lacking water resources as Iraq, producing it for military purposes is a crime of its own.

Fishu · « **Reply #5 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:10:04 AM »

lol, funny stuff

Hristo · « **Reply #6 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:14:34 AM »

Funny stuff, you say, Fishu ? Those soldiers payed with their lives for this, you know ? So don't joke about it, please !

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #7 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:16:12 AM »

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Originally posted by Hristo
Funny stuff, you say, Fishu ? Those soldiers payed with their lives for this, you know ? So don't joke about it, please !

Tisk, tisk. He can make fun of them because they are American troops.

The moment we applaude the death of mass murdering terrorists, weve crossed the line...

Fishu · « **Reply #8 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:34:51 AM »

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Originally posted by Hristo
Funny stuff, you say, Fishu ? Those soldiers payed with their lives for this, you know ? So don't joke about it, please !

What? this thread isn't sarcasm?

"millions of chunks of depleted uranium.."

Saurdaukar · « **Reply #9 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:35:52 AM »

Doesnt seem so hard to believe to me... all he would have to do is collect it after the '91 war.

fffreeze220 · « **Reply #10 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:36:45 AM »

Nothing so far in the news here in germany.

Kieran · « **Reply #11 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:39:24 AM »

My gosh, the fish here are so easy to catch...

fffreeze220 · « **Reply #12 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:40:23 AM »

lol are they

Hristo · « **Reply #13 on:** January 17, 2004, 11:47:42 AM »

I'd say he should get a taste of his own medicine.

Give Saddam some of his Hydrogen hydroxide. Put some Sodium chloride in his food. Throw some silicon dioxide into his face !

he deserves it !

Gunslinger · « **Reply #14 on:** January 17, 2004, 12:07:40 PM »

I dont buy it post a link. I'm watching the news right now and they havnt said a thing about it What kind of lures do you like when you troll?