Bush's Resume

[Nordalin]

Originally posted by strk
George Bush Resume

PAST WORK EXPERIENCE:
I ran for the U.S. Congress and lost.
I began my career in the oil business in Midland, Texas in 1975. I bought an oil company, but couldn't find any oil in Texas. The company went bankrupt shortly after I sold all my stock.
I bought a share of the Texas Rangers baseball team in a sweetheart deal that appropriated land using taxpayer money.
With the help of my father and our friends in the oil industry (including Enron CEO Kenneth Lay), I was elected Governor of Texas.



ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS GOVERNOR:
I changed Texas pollution laws to favor power and oil companies, making Texas the most polluted state in the Union.
I cut taxes and bankrupted the Texas treasury to the tune of billions in borrowed money.
I set the record for the most executions by any Governor in American history.
With the help of my brother, the Governor of Florida, and my father's appointments to the Supreme Court, I became President after losing by over 500,000 votes.

ACCOMPLISHMENTS AS PRESIDENT:
I invaded and occupied two countries at a continuing cost of over one billion dollars per week.
I spent the U.S. surplus and effectively bankrupted the U.S. Treasury.
I shattered the record for the largest annual deficit in U.S. history.
I set an economic record for most private bankruptcies filed in any 12-month period.
I set the all-time record for the biggest drop in the history of the U.S. stock market.
I set the the all-time record for most days on vacation in any one year period.
After taking off the entire month of August in 2001, I presided over the worst security failure in U.S.history.
In my State Of The Union Address, I lied about our reasons for attacking Iraq, then blamed the lies on our British friends.
I appointed more convicted criminals to my administration than any president in U.S. history.
I set the record for least amount of press conferences of any president since the advent of television.
I presided over the biggest energy crisis in U.S. history and refused to intervene when corruption involving the oil industry was revealed.
I presided over the highest gasoline prices in U.S. history.
I have cut health care benefits for war veterans and support a cut in duty benefits for active duty troops and their families -- in war time.
I have set the all-time record for most people worldwide to simultaneously protest against my policies in public venues (15 million people)shattering the record for protest against any person in the history of mankind.
I've broken more international treaties than any president in U.S. history.
I'm proud that the members of my cabinet are the richest of any administration in U.S. history. My "poorest millionaire," Condoleeza Rice, has a Chevron oil tanker named after her.
I am the first president in U.S. history to order an unprovoked, pre-emptive attack and the military occupation of a sovereign nation. I did so against the will of the United Nations, the majority of U.S. citizens, and the world community.
I created the Department of Homeland Security, the largest bureaucracy in the history of the United States government.
I am the first president in U.S. history to have the United Nations remove the U.S. from the Human Rights Commission.
I am the first president in history to refuse United Nations election inspectors (during the 2002 U.S. election).
My largest lifetime campaign contributor, and one of my best friends, Kenneth Lay, presided over the largest corporate bankruptcy fraud in U.S.history. My political party used Enron private jets and corporate attorneys to assure my success with the U.S. Supreme Court during my
election decision. I have protected my friends at Enron and Halliburton against investigation or prosecution. More time and money was spent investigating the Monica Lewinsky affair than has been spent investigating one of the biggest corporate frauds in history.
The U.S. garnered enormous sympathy after the World Trade Center attacks yet less than a year later I made the U.S. the most hated country in the world, the largest failure of diplomacy in world history.
I am the first president in history to have a majority of Europeans (71%) view my presidency as the biggest threat to world peace and security.
I changed U.S. policy to allow convicted criminals to be awarded government contracts.
I have so far failed to fulfill my pledge to bring Osama bin Laden and Saddam Hussein(now in custody)to justice.

RECORDS AND REFERENCES:
All records of my tenure as Governor of Texas are now in my father's library, sealed, and unavailable for public view.
All records of SEC investigations into my insider trading and bankrupt companies are sealed and unavailable for public view.
All records or minutes from meetings that I, or my Vice-President, attended regarding public energy policy are sealed and unavailable for public review.

Please consider my experience when voting in 2004

**** you.
we shall indeed see who survives the next world war.
*proudly votes for George W Bush*

[Nordalin]

*gives Ripsnort a highfive*
nice

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by 2stony
Ripsnort. Are you a "diehard" Republican or do you just like Bush?

I give credit where credit is due. Good or bad.  He wasn't my favorite choice for presidential nomination in 2000, and I've admitted holding my nose when I voted (both major candidates were lousy choices IMO) in 2000, however, the man has accomplished some good things.

[2stony]

Ripsnort,
     It seems that you vote the man and not the party, so I give you a lot of credit for that. I would have voted for McCain if he'd gotten the nomination, but alas, he didn't. I don't have a lot of respect for people that vote party no matter the candidate.

[Ripsnort]

Originally posted by 2stony
Ripsnort,
     It seems that you vote the man and not the party, so I give you a lot of credit for that. I would have voted for McCain if he'd gotten the nomination, but alas, he didn't. I don't have a lot of respect for people that vote party no matter the candidate.

We think alike.  I vote the party, not the issue. Matter of fact, I have voted for Dems in the last few years, within this states races (but I won't admit which Embarassed to say the least)

[strk]

**** you.

we shall indeed see who survives the next world war.

*proudly votes for George W Bush*

Truth hurts doesn't it?