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Offline AKIron

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« Reply #30 on: January 18, 2004, 06:47:48 PM »
Unlike Hitler, who is long dead by the way for those of you historically impaired, Bush will live out his term of office, mostly likely all 8 years of it.

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Offline Kieran

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Hijack Time!
« Reply #31 on: January 18, 2004, 06:51:58 PM »
A few questions (perhaps to Holden in particular)

Was it legal for the colonists to rebel against the crown? Could Washington be considered the figurehead of insurrection?

Was it legal for Jackson to mistreat the native americans as he did?

Was it legal for Lincoln to invade the south to preserve the union?

Was it legal for T. Roosevelt to declare war on Spain on such spurious evidence? Or to support the regime change in Panama with US warships?

Was Kennedy reckless and foolish for espousing a policy of containment?

Back on topic, I can draw comparisons between Bush and just about anyone. It ain't that hard or clever.
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Offline culero

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« Reply #32 on: January 18, 2004, 07:02:15 PM »
Oh boy, my favorite board topic!

LINCOLN WAS A WAR CRIMINAL! :)

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« Reply #33 on: January 18, 2004, 09:53:47 PM »
http://www.thestar.com/NASApp/cs/ContentServer?pagename=thestar/Layout/Article_Type1&call_pageid=971358637177&c=Article&cid=1073908426223

"overall, the comparison is far from exact, lending credence to Karl Marx's famous comment that when history repeats itself, the first time is tragedy, the second, farce"

 a liberal using the words of a socialist to contrast a fascist and a conservative.
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Offline Holden McGroin

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Re: Hijack Time!
« Reply #34 on: January 19, 2004, 12:57:29 AM »
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Originally posted by Kieran
A few questions (perhaps to Holden in particular)

Was it legal for the colonists to rebel against the crown? Could Washington be considered the figurehead of insurrection?

a) It was illegal as it was insurrection aganst the crown, and the colonies were ruled by King George.

b) yes

Was it legal for Jackson to mistreat the native americans as he did?

a) I thought he was after young boys...seriously, in the laws of the time, I think it was... and by mistreat you do mean kill don't you?

Was it legal for Lincoln to invade the south to preserve the union?
a) Lincoln did many unconstitutional acts, including suspending habeus corpus, which would be considered unconstitutional and therefore illegal, but the preamble of the constitution says "We the people of the United States, in order to form a more perfect union, establish justice, insure domestic tranquility", so he may have been justified in order to restore domestic tranquility, as the south fired on union troops first, at Ft Sumpter.

Was it legal for T. Roosevelt to declare war on Spain on such spurious evidence? Or to support the regime change in Panama with US warships?

a) No UN, no UNSC mandate requirement. No authority at the time to hold it illegal, therefore it was legal.

b) When TR said "I took the isthumus", he as much admitted illegality, and the US paid reparations to Columbia for the virtual theft of Panama

Was Kennedy reckless and foolish for espousing a policy of containment?  
a) Kennedy was following established and tested US Government policy, set forth (I believe) in the Truman Doctrine, so no.

Back on topic, I can draw comparisons between Bush and just about anyone. It ain't that hard or clever.
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Offline Arlo

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Hush is not Bitler
« Reply #35 on: January 19, 2004, 01:35:07 AM »
Bitler: Ketchup on fries
Hush: Not a very good fisherman

Bitler: Owns a dog
Hush: Goes to the movies regularly

Bitler: Has been to several weddings
Hush: Has an overbite

Bitler: Lives with his mother
Hush: Has been to Las Vegas

Bitler: Owns a pair of cowboy boots
Hush: Can't drive a car very well

Bitler: Rhymes with Hitler
Hush: Almost rhymes with Bush
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Offline _Schadenfreude_

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« Reply #36 on: January 19, 2004, 02:11:38 AM »
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Originally posted by Otto
Is there anything else Hitler did that President Bush didn't?


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« Reply #37 on: January 19, 2004, 02:34:12 AM »
This thread is a monument to the anal reactions.

A nice joke transformed in a flamefest.

LOL
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Offline Duedel

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« Reply #38 on: January 19, 2004, 02:52:57 AM »
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Originally posted by Kieran
So if I read you right, you're saying only conservatives compare people to Hitler.

Have you any idea why this is outrageously hilarious?

Kieran but u misread it.
The use of pathetic thesis and the intended misinterpretation of posts are properties that clearly are assigned to conservatives.

So (and this is the conclusion) democrats shouldnt use this comparism (cause its pathetic) cause if they would use it they could be confused with conservatives (like u did) and this is what we dont want cause conservative needs a clear foe (i.e. think black and white)
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Offline rpm

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« Reply #39 on: January 19, 2004, 06:42:43 AM »
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Originally posted by Naso
This thread is a monument to the anal reactions.

A nice joke transformed in a flamefest.

LOL

It was actually a combo joke/troll and seems to have worked rather nicely. :rofl
« Last Edit: January 19, 2004, 06:46:17 AM by rpm »
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« Reply #40 on: January 19, 2004, 08:19:03 AM »
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Is there anything else Hitler did that President Bush didn't?


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Offline midnight Target

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« Reply #41 on: January 19, 2004, 09:41:25 AM »
Hey Kieren,

When exactly did TR declare war on Spain?

(Careful, trick question)
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« Reply #42 on: January 19, 2004, 09:53:33 AM »
BOOSH IZ ZE GHENGIS KHAN
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Offline Kieran

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« Reply #43 on: January 19, 2004, 10:41:28 AM »
He didn't, he fought in it. ;)
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Offline Holden McGroin

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« Reply #44 on: January 19, 2004, 02:48:08 PM »
Okay, so McKinley was president when the Maine blew up....

but he didn't declare war on Spain either....

Who did?
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