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Offline mason22

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« on: May 05, 2000, 12:04:00 PM »
 
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Originally posted by milnko:
Here I sit ALL Broken hearted, tried to crap, but only farted.

From Milenko's book entitled; "Wisdom I have found on Restroom Walls"  

   


ok, so this takes me waaaay back. And figured we're among a bunch of "talent" here in the AH commune.

So...without further adeau: (sp?)

what's your most favorite bathroom wall quote? (name the place to!)

here's mine....<inside university of texas art building, second floor mens room>

"out damned poopie, out..."

frustration in its artistic form...



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Offline Kieren

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« Reply #1 on: May 05, 2000, 12:16:00 PM »
Indiana University, 1984:

"Physicists are all gay, relatively speaking"

<Seinfeld mode on> Not that there's anything wrong with that...</Seinfeld mode off>

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Offline Ripsnort

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« Reply #2 on: May 05, 2000, 12:24:00 PM »
Seen in a bar described as  less  than desireable to take anyone but the  family dog to:

"The sink is too low, and the hand soap smells funny..."

Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #3 on: May 05, 2000, 01:35:00 PM »
On the latrine wall, Manheim Stockade, FRG, circa 1971.

"Col Grossheim sleeps with his lights on"

(was hugely funny at the time.. guess yah had ta be there)

On the latrine wall; DaNang Airbase, circa 1971.

"hands across the ocean is a long way to cum"

On the latrine wall; Travis AFB, circa 1971.

"Flush twice. It's a long way to Washington"

and the everpopular "I'm so short; this morning, I used a snot rag for a parachute to bail outta bed."

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Offline Yeager

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« Reply #4 on: May 05, 2000, 02:36:00 PM »
Back in the old days, when I played music in lounges, I remember one place that had a bathroom just adjacent to the bands dressing room. The first time I sat on the crapper I noticed that someone had drawn a bullseye on the wall directly in front of the toilet.  It was apparently used for booger practice as the entire area was covered with flung boogers!

I might add that the originator had a fairly good aim  

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Offline Kieren

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« Reply #5 on: May 05, 2000, 03:24:00 PM »
Actually, I just flung one then drew the bullseye around it!  

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« Reply #6 on: May 05, 2000, 03:29:00 PM »
Seen on the inside of a port-a-john:

"Here I sit, all tired and dirty
  Think I'll toejam until 4:30"

Seen the next day (shortly after the foreman came out) right under that:

"Here you sit all dirty and tired
  Come 4:30 your bellybutton is fired"

 

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« Reply #7 on: May 05, 2000, 06:11:00 PM »
Well, gee...uuum......hummm........ let's see...in Chapter Six there is this one:

"I wish I was a ring on my true love's hand, so everytime she wiped her butt, I'd see the promised land."

was goona post my sig graphic file, but due to complaints in another thread, I'll refrain.


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« Reply #8 on: May 05, 2000, 07:19:00 PM »
"Here I sit in this stinky vapor,
wishing for some toilet paper,
yet alas I must not linger,
look out oscar here comes my finger."

Bathroom on the 17th tee, Glacier View Golf Course  

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« Reply #9 on: May 05, 2000, 10:23:00 PM »
"He who writes on toejamhouse walls,
Rolls his toejam in little balls.
And he who reads these words of wit,
Eats those little balls of toejam."

hehe grammar school bathroom circa 1965....still makes me chuckle.    

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« Reply #10 on: May 06, 2000, 05:27:00 PM »
geeez after reading the post about Ram and Rude's misunderstanding, I thought I'd <punt> this up top....Lighten up boys, and doodle on the toejamhouse walls while u sit and relax some.

And don't even try to ZIP it Citabria, that is, until u get it back in yer pants  

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