Will There Be Gnashing of Teeth?

[Rude]

If Bush wins a second term, how will some of you deal with it? Suicide....relocate to Europe....get a job?

[SunTracker]

I will be happy and probably go out to eat at a steakhouse.

[Toad]

Maybe they'll all leave the country like Baldwin did last time.

Wait.........

[Saurdaukar]

Originally posted by Rude
If Bush wins a second term, how will some of you deal with it? Suicide....relocate to Europe....get a job?

LIES!!  LIES!!  ITS ALL LIES!!!  ARE YOU ON THE GOP PAYROLL!!  LIES!!  WMD!!  LIES!!  NO WAR FOR BABY OIL!!!

The statemen shoud read 'when' not 'if.'

...liar.

[Gman]

I will laugh at the dozens of threads that will degenerate into catfights, and tally up the locks imposed by Skuzzmeister.

Maybe I should start a pool for how many locks and bans that'll be dished out in November.

Considering the hilarity that was 2000, I simply cannot WAIT for 2004.  Remember the day that the "sore loserman" thing broke?  I recall my face aching from laughing for many hours in a row.  I wonder what will be the gutbuster this time around?

[AKIron]

No doubt there will be much wailing too. Won't it be fun?

[Gyro/T69]

Already started....Howard Beale has spoken


DEAN'S BALLOT-BOX CONSPIRACY THEORY

Howard Dean unleashed a new line of attack yesterday by hinting at Republican corporate conspiracies to steal elections.
Discarding his old stump speech, slipping-in-the-polls Dean took an Oliver Stone-ish shot at the GOP hierarchy, telling New Hampshire voters about his fear that new high-tech voting machines will be programmed to steal ballots from Democrats

http://nypost.com/news/nationalnews/16415.htm

[AKIron]

Sad thing is, many Democrats will buy into that.

[SOB]

Yeah, can't wait.  It'll be gripe and moan city regardless of the results of the election.  Conservatives/Republicans saying all Liberals/Democrats are the devil and vice versa.  We'll hear about how GW "didn't really win the last election" whether he wins this one or not, and if he takes Florida in this election too, god help us survive the conspiracy theorists.  No doubt there will also be in-depth analysis of sins the candidates committed, starting with when they were 13 and alone in their bedrooms.  And naturally, everything from a bad economy to AIDS in Africa will be blamed on the person elected, starting the first day they take office.

[Dowding]

I recall my face aching from laughing for many hours in a row. I wonder what will be the gutbuster this time around?

You don't get out much do you? You should go see an Adam Sadler film - you would explode with mirth.

[FUNKED1]

I will be marginally less disgusted than if one of the DNC candidates won, but I will still urge my fellow Americans to vote from the rooftops.  

[Nakhui]

Originally posted by FUNKED1
I will be marginally less disgusted than if one of the DNC candidates won, but I will still urge my fellow Americans to vote from the rooftops.  

You know what you just did a federal crime... joking about assassiation is not funny.

nether is joking about a bomb while flying.

[Nakhui]

Originally posted by Rude
If Bush wins a second term, how will some of you deal with it? Suicide....relocate to Europe....get a job?

And when Bush does not win, all the Bush Buttlickers will be out of a hobby.

[SOB]

He didn't say anything about assassination.  I'm pretty sure he was talking about the new sport of SnipeVoting.  It's a much more effective way to fully remove those stubborn chads!

[FUNKED1]

Exactly