Is it coincidence that contact was lost just before it was supposed to start cutting into a "rock"? What if that rock isn't an inanimate object, but a form of life that was asleep? Didn't anybody think this thing through?
{translated from Martian}
"Zzzzz. Eh? What's this? Oh, its a toy. Ouch! Stop that!" BLAMMO!
{translated from Earthling English}
"This is a serious problem. This is an extremely serious anomaly," project manager Pete Theisinger said.
"It's not clear there is one cause ... that would explain the observables we're seeing," deputy project manager Richard Cook said.