This guy was lonely and so he decided life would be more fun if he had a
pet. So he went to the pet store and told the owner that he wanted to
buy an unusual pet. After some discussion, he finally bought a centipede
(100-legged bug), which came in a little white box to use for his house.
He took the box back home, found a good location for the box, and
decided he would start off by taking his new pet to the bar to have a drink.
So he asked the centipede in the box, "Would you like to go to Frank's
with me and have a beer?" But there was no answer from his new pet.
This bothered him a bit, but he waited a few minutes and then asked him
again, "How about going to the bar and having a drink with me. But
again,there was no answer from his new friend and pet. So he waited a
few minutes more, thinking about the situation.
He decided to ask him one more time; this time putting his face up
against the centipede's house and shouting, "Hey, in there! Would you like to go to Frank's place and have a drink with me?
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A little voice came out of the box:
"I heard you the first time! I'm putting on my f**king shoes."
