1. What's the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag?
One is white, made of plastic, and is dangerous for children to play with. The other one holds groceries.
2. Why did Michael Jackson go to Kmart?
He heard that boys pants were half off
3. Why did Michael Jackson place a call to Boyz to Men?
He thought it was a delivery service.
4. What is Michael Jackson's alma mater?
Bringham Young
5. How do you know when Michael Jackson has a hot date?
There's tricycle in his driveway.
6. Why was Michael Jackson relieved of his Boy Scout duties?
He was up to a pack a day.
7. What is a perfect 10 for Michael Jackson?
Two five year olds.
And finally....
The pope said if there is one more molestation allegation against Michael Jackson, he would have no choice but to make him a priest.
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