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Offline Ripsnort

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« on: February 02, 2004, 03:08:59 PM »
I can't help but think how much this looks like SOB. :p

http://s93795032.onlinehome.us/seatbealt.avi

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« Reply #1 on: February 02, 2004, 03:15:12 PM »
Talk about a wake up call! That looked very painfull.
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« Reply #2 on: February 02, 2004, 03:21:29 PM »
My life has been saved by a seatbelt twice already.

Both times the other vehicle was a semi.

"Buckle up and Live!" is not just a marketing slogan, it's the truth.

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« Reply #3 on: February 02, 2004, 03:25:03 PM »
The guy's head was sticking out of the window.  I bet he was K.I.A.

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« Reply #4 on: February 02, 2004, 03:25:49 PM »
yet rip is afraid to leave the post to janet's nipple up?

:rolleyes:
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« Reply #5 on: February 02, 2004, 03:30:24 PM »
I think the guy lived you can hear him say damn right at the end. Did you see the g force messurments. 7.8gs at one point.
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« Reply #6 on: February 02, 2004, 03:37:31 PM »
Rip, Skuzzy has made a pretty clear ruling on snuff films.  Hell, we can't even show rats getting killed.
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« Reply #7 on: February 02, 2004, 03:40:23 PM »
The Dale Earnhart shirt was appropriate.

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« Reply #8 on: February 02, 2004, 03:42:59 PM »
Also it looks a lot more like Natedog or Creamo than SOB.

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« Reply #9 on: February 02, 2004, 04:14:38 PM »
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yet rip is afraid to leave the post to janet's nipple up?

:rolleyes:


Had this guy been shirtless, than I'd surely be banned. :D

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« Reply #10 on: February 02, 2004, 04:20:35 PM »
And where did this camera come from?

I mean...... was this intentional?

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« Reply #11 on: February 02, 2004, 04:27:02 PM »
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And where did this camera come from?

I mean...... was this intentional?


http://www.drivecam.com

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« Reply #12 on: February 02, 2004, 04:27:39 PM »
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Originally posted by BlckMgk
And where did this camera come from?

I mean...... was this intentional?


Sort of...it was an experiment for onboard camera's that record accidents, similiar to the black box device for autos, but this one films it.  They chose specific candidates for the experiment:
~Overweight fat guy
~Prone to accidents, usually falling asleep at the wheel due to diet.
~Ate at McDonalds more than once a week
~Addicted pornography, a minimum of twice a day masterbation.
~Raider fan
~Drove a Vulva or similiar station wagon with state of the art seat belts but no airbags.
~Automobile was equipped with a HUD capable of projecting images onto the windscreen.

Then, while this guy was driving, they popped up a picture of Janet Jacksons performance at the superbowl and this video was the result.

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« Reply #13 on: February 03, 2004, 01:29:09 AM »
now its 404...  although i managed to see it yesterday

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« Reply #14 on: February 03, 2004, 08:17:22 AM »
404 Error.  I guess word got out.