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Offline majic

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Who would the Al Quesadillas vote for?
« Reply #30 on: February 06, 2004, 01:46:13 AM »
"squirty cream"


umm..ok.. whipped cream?  


Try buying some rope or duct tape, that might get a good reaction.

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Who would the Al Quesadillas vote for?
« Reply #31 on: February 06, 2004, 02:22:48 AM »
lol

Squirty cream = the cream in a can stuff that err... squirts
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Who would the Al Quesadillas vote for?
« Reply #32 on: February 06, 2004, 02:28:56 AM »
Add vegetables or toilet plungers to the mix.  That'll get a raised eyebrow, I'd bet.

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« Reply #33 on: February 06, 2004, 02:30:59 AM »
You see, I've always limited myself to things I could use. Clearly, I should use more imagination in future. Cool.
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Who would the Al Quesadillas vote for?
« Reply #34 on: February 06, 2004, 05:53:43 AM »
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Originally posted by Dowding
Hmmm. Windy outside today. Sunny though. I think spring is on the way. I might do some shopping later. Got to get some more shaving foam and my razor is blunt. Should I buy some salad or not? Won't need it until monday for packed lunches at work, so maybe I should try and manage until Sunday. If I wait until Sunday though, I'll have to make sure I get to the supermarket before 4PM because it closes then. And the salad won't be fresh anyway. Can you freeze salad? If I bought some today or tomorrow, I could freeze it until I need it. But it might go soggy when I thaw it out. Nothing worse than that in your sandwich, except maybe horse****. No I'll buy my salad on Sunday. But what will I eat from now until then? There's a frozen pizza somewhere in the freezer - but didn't I eat that after last friday night? Yeah I did, because I burnt my hand on the inside of the oven lifting it out. Which reminds me, why hasn't that burn healed yet. Seems to be taking its time - maybe I have something wrong with my liver or something. Nah. I did catch it quite badly. Stupid oven...

...oh... sorry... you were saying?


Golly-geen that's funny Dowding....I'm gonna have to take back a couple of the rotten things I've said about ya!, ;) !