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Offline miko2d

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« on: February 06, 2004, 07:51:16 AM »
Culture poll. What do you think about the old "Andy Griffith Show" sitcom?

 Is it true that the blatant load of stinking insidious left-liberal non-american corrupting Hollywood propaganda was one of the most loved shows supposed to protray real american values?

 Liberals are not asked to reply here. I am sure you will find that piece of communist trash not destructive enough of the traditional american values. And you may be right.
 But if you want to contribute to civil discussion, you are welcome.

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« Reply #1 on: February 06, 2004, 07:55:44 AM »
miko2d wrote:
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But if you want to contribute to civil discussion, you are welcome.


Maybe if you started a civil discussion maybe someone could.
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« Reply #2 on: February 06, 2004, 08:04:05 AM »
Are you saying Barney was gay?

Or Andy was a commie?

What subversive lessons did Opie learn?

I guess I missed those episodes.
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« Reply #3 on: February 06, 2004, 08:10:07 AM »
You must be talking about a different Andy Griffith Show than the one that I saw as a kid...
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« Reply #4 on: February 06, 2004, 08:32:04 AM »
I knew it. Aunt Bea was a Commie stooge!

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« Reply #5 on: February 06, 2004, 08:36:23 AM »
Swims up.....


Looks at horrible looking object on hook....


Sniff.... YUCK, stinky nasty bait....


Swims away.....
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« Reply #6 on: February 06, 2004, 08:40:04 AM »
Well, if us Liberals aren't invited, I'll just stay out then.
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« Reply #7 on: February 06, 2004, 08:49:10 AM »
I'm not sure or too much troubled about what my 'classification' is. I'm certain someone will explain my classification very soon. But I always liked the andy griffth show.. Good stanch values and presented honest times as they once existed..
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« Reply #8 on: February 06, 2004, 08:54:51 AM »
CAN I LOAD MY GUN!?!?!

Sounds like a conservative show to me.

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« Reply #9 on: February 06, 2004, 09:22:00 AM »
Mighty1: Maybe if you started a civil discussion maybe someone could.

 I do not know what you mean by "civil" but in my definition it is a discussion that does not devolve to accusations about the personal flaws of the participants and concentrates on the virtues of the argument.
 Since I was the only participant when I posted my thread, I cannot see how I could have made disparaging remarks about anyone's character.
 Or do you mean "uncivil" is everything that you do not agree with?


Holden McGroin: Or Andy was a commie?

 Isn't it obvious? :)


Eagler: You must be talking about a different Andy Griffith Show than the one that I saw as a kid...

 When you were a kid, you had no mental facilities in place to discern what you are seing. But now that you are an adult and a conservative, what do you think of it?


Bodhi: Swims away.....

 Sure, do that - that way you will preserve the pristine ignorance of you mind.


Toad: Well, if us Liberals aren't invited, I'll just stay out then.

 You are invited to observe. I also value your opinion. But I would not be surprised if you like that show, that's why I do not ask you.
 I am trying to figure out why the conservatives do not hate it.


kappa: Good stanch values and presented honest times as they once existed..

 If you think that show presented "Good stanch values", you must be eithe totally confused or a left liberal. And the values that show pushed dod not exist once - they spread and developed into the mess we have now.


Saurdaukar: CAN I LOAD MY GUN!?!?! Sounds like a conservative show to me.

 OK, a first constructive comment. Great. Now please tell us, who says that line on the show?

 miko

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« Reply #10 on: February 06, 2004, 09:30:00 AM »
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Originally posted by miko2d


 OK, a first constructive comment. Great. Now please tell us, who says that line on the show?

 miko


The evil Communist bastard Barney.  I suspected him from childhood... his sharp slavic facial features, his high pitched voice, and the hammer and cycle tatooed on his left buttock.

His uniform was also red, but you couldnt tell with the black and white film.

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« Reply #11 on: February 06, 2004, 09:35:57 AM »
Clearly I do not understand and have never attempted to apply thought to this childhood show. I did not see the characters as metaphors.

Are we saying that Andy (da'sheriff) was the dictator/Czar?
Barney was the lunitic warlord? One bullet/one nuke? etc..??
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« Reply #12 on: February 06, 2004, 09:39:36 AM »
miko what is it that you find about the show which makes you think conservatives should hate it?

I liked the show as a kid and as an adult. It's just a good show.

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« Reply #13 on: February 06, 2004, 09:40:09 AM »
Yes!  Yes thats it!

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« Reply #14 on: February 06, 2004, 09:40:21 AM »
I've never seen this show. Now I wish I had. Miko makes it sound a LOT more interesting than it looked.

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