I have dodged France once again!

[Ripsnort]

My 1st level manager asked me to go for two weeks last year (I won't get into the work relationship we have with our vendor, Dassault because it could violate proprietary information)  I said no.

Today, my 2nd level manager asked me to go to France for two weeks...again I said no.

I suspect I will not be able to say no next time...so fair warning to my good friend Straffo...hope you live relatively close to Paris.  Its only a matter of time.

[GRUNHERZ]

What are the chances they will let you in?   I mean if they stopped me at the canadian border what is the likelyness they will let a scary looking american like you into france? I wouldnt worry...

[Pongo]

Your scarrier then Ripsnort. Canada is full of people that look like Rip.

[cpxxx]

You should go Rip you'll love it. The French are...........well so very French. As for Paris. The Parisiens are rude to everybody so don't take it personally.

I sometimes think the French have the priorities of life sorted. Food, wine, working hours.

Are they arrogant? As a Frenchman said to me 'Arrogant? Yes we are, so?

[GRUNHERZ]

Originally posted by Pongo
Your scarrier then Ripsnort. Canada is full of people that look like Rip.

I'm a harmless teddy bear...

[cpxxx]

wow both of us posted at 04:49 exactly Gruny. coincidence or what? Ok I know it's actually 20:49 there in CA. But it is 4:49 here

[GRUNHERZ]

Originally posted by cpxxx
wow both of us posted at 04:49 exactly Gruny. coincidence or what? Ok I know it's actually 20:49 there in CA. But it is 4:49 here

OMG I found you!!!! My long lost twin brother.... We were seperated at birth in the hospital and I have been searching for you all my life.. I found you!!! After all these years I finally found you!!!!!!  

So no, it's not a coincidence.

[Nash]

Why would you turn the trip down?

[SOB]

The only carpet to be found in France is under the arms of the women.  Well, that and he's stupid.

[straffo]

Originally posted by Ripsnort
My 1st level manager asked me to go for two weeks last year (I won't get into the work relationship we have with our vendor, Dassault because it could violate proprietary information)  I said no.

Today, my 2nd level manager asked me to go to France for two weeks...again I said no.

I suspect I will not be able to say no next time...so fair warning to my good friend Straffo...hope you live relatively close to Paris.  Its only a matter of time.

I live (currently) at 100km from Paris (that make about one hour train/car) and I live at about 2 hours from the closer D-Day beach .

[kbman]

I dunno SOB. Rip in France could cause a sort of hyperbaric arrogance vortex of hot air that would adversely affect weather across Europe and probably accelerate global warming.

kbman

[Nash]

mmmpphhh.

[cpxxx]

Originally posted by GRUNHERZ
OMG I found you!!!! My long lost twin brother.... We were seperated at birth in the hospital and I have been searching for you all my life.. I found you!!! After all these years I finally found you!!!!!!  

So no, it's not a coincidence.

BROTHER I'd forgotten, must be traumatic stress!
Well break out the beer bruv I'm on my way to CalifornIA . Don't bother picking me up in that old Yugo of yours. I'll rent a car in LAX!  See you soon!

[Creamo]

And the 3rd level manager said, whoopee, fire these retarded level 2 and Level 1 managers that need to "Ask" tool makers that do about **** all day but cut and paste tarded junk about nothing on a game BBS all day, to go to France.

And then the airlines production lines were saved, Boeing stock soared!

The Level 3 manager, still mad at the days events, drove his 7 series by a highly polished 3 series, thinking it was his mistress in a welfare wanna be yuppy car, he waved.  But it was Droopy.

The End

[Creamo]

DVD Alternate Ending-

Droppy shot that bastard dead, 2 bullseyses!