Author Topic: Mmmmm Breakfast!!! (Read 437 times)

gofaster · « **Reply #1 on:** February 11, 2004, 11:54:24 AM »

Those pancakes look OK to me. The rest of it is suspicious.

Raubvogel · « **Reply #2 on:** February 11, 2004, 11:57:47 AM »

Man I gotta get me some of those. They look like good Hangover Helpers.

Ripsnort · « **Reply #3 on:** February 11, 2004, 12:33:49 PM »

The great thing about obesity and heart disease is that its nature own "Darwin Theory" at work...and thins the herd for us out of disregard for our bodies.

Eat up Boys! You're using too much oxygen to begin with!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #4 on:** February 11, 2004, 12:36:13 PM »

Rip that only works if they don't breed first.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #5 on:** February 11, 2004, 12:38:35 PM »

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According to the ingredients, it might be 'dihydrogen pyrophosphate.' I think 'semen-dipped maggots' is more likely, but for all we know, 'dihydrogen pyrophosphate' might just be technical jargon for semen-dipped maggots.

LePaul · « **Reply #6 on:** February 11, 2004, 01:32:57 PM »

OMG...wow

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #7 on:** February 11, 2004, 01:33:35 PM »

4g fiber though!!!

LePaul · « **Reply #8 on:** February 11, 2004, 01:42:05 PM »

Oh my bad, 2% Vitamin C.

I suspect the fiber is added if you eat the box too

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #9 on:** February 11, 2004, 01:43:45 PM »

Is the vitamin C in the maggots or the semen?

LePaul · « **Reply #10 on:** February 11, 2004, 01:53:02 PM »

I dunno man, but what a thunderous dump that breakfast would produce.

Sort of an Organic "Thunder Drano" for you do it yourselfers that wanna fix that problematic drain once and for all!

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #11 on:** February 11, 2004, 02:35:25 PM »

Hey! I just bought one of those. Still sitting in the freezer though, probably will eat it tommorrow.

It looks deelisciousssss.
-SW

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #12 on:** February 11, 2004, 02:45:04 PM »

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Originally posted by LePaul
I dunno man, but what a thunderous dump that breakfast would produce.

Sort of an Organic "Thunder Drano" for you do it yourselfers that wanna fix that problematic drain once and for all!

ROFL

Ripsnort · « **Reply #13 on:** February 11, 2004, 02:48:32 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
Rip that only works if they don't breed first.

Hehehe! Good point!

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #14 on:** February 11, 2004, 02:54:34 PM »

I'm taking Miko's lead and storing my cryogenically suspended semen in a nuclear-hardened bunker, so that even if I die from polish sausage lodged in my aorta I can still foul the gene pool for generations to come.