Author Topic: Mmmmm Breakfast!!! (Read 449 times)

LePaul · « **Reply #15 on:** February 11, 2004, 02:56:05 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm taking Miko's lead and storing my cryogenically suspended semen in a nuclear-hardened bunker, so that even if I die from polish sausage lodged in my aorta I can still foul the gene pool for generations to come.

I thought you did that already spewing into a public pool?

Ripsnort · « **Reply #16 on:** February 11, 2004, 02:57:02 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
I'm taking Miko's lead and storing my cryogenically suspended semen in a nuclear-hardened bunker, so that even if I die from polish sausage lodged in my aorta I can still foul the gene pool for generations to come.

Yes, but in the nurture vs nature arguement...nurturing could possibly overcome nature. He/she could be adopted by Veggens.

AKS\/\/ulfe · « **Reply #17 on:** February 11, 2004, 03:00:20 PM »

Only if the child OD's on vegetables before it gets to college, there it will find the true sustenance it needs.
-SW

Octavius · « **Reply #18 on:** February 11, 2004, 03:23:47 PM »

heh! The FDA approved this? They could label it "Heart Attack in a Box" and it'd sell like... well hotcakes.