Author Topic: Fatty of FDB's a request (Read 2479 times)

duffus · « **on:** June 27, 2001, 01:36:00 PM »

I would love to join the FDB's. I weigh 240, I drink like a fish, My 1st and 2nd wife called me Bastard as a term of endearment. But most importantly as a sim pilot I really really suck. ANd sorry for the HO nthe other night, it's the only way I can hit anything when I'm sober.

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #1 on:** June 27, 2001, 01:39:00 PM »

Did he just apologize for a HO?

Hmmmmm... FDB material no. FDP... maybe.

AKDejaVu

duffus · « **Reply #2 on:** June 27, 2001, 01:46:00 PM »

Just a phony apology. When I get an HO I celebrate with a cold one.

mason22 · « **Reply #3 on:** June 27, 2001, 02:40:00 PM »

hmmm...

Fighter Bomber Attack Vehicle/Boat Total
Kills 173 2 0 36 211
Assists 73 0 0 7 80
Sorties 319 14 3 104 440
Landed 72 4 0 24 100
Bailed 31 0 0 0 31
Ditched 15 2 0 27 44
Captured 28 0 0 5 33
Death 171 6 3 47 227
Disco 2

gonna have to work on that

mason22 · « **Reply #4 on:** June 27, 2001, 02:42:00 PM »

oh yah...<belch>...must fill out application...<licks wing sauce from fingers>...here ya go:
http://fdb.50megs.com/enlist.html

milnko · « **Reply #5 on:** June 27, 2001, 02:50:00 PM »

I believe I made HONORARY FDB status, and it's kept me outta the finer Colleges and Resturants.

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #6 on:** June 27, 2001, 02:57:00 PM »

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[ 06-27-2001: Message edited by: SWulfe ]

Westy MOL · « **Reply #7 on:** June 27, 2001, 03:38:00 PM »

Ok frat boy. How many chutes have you shot down??

Westy

*not that I'd know what was on any FDB anti-aptitude test. But this was is an obvious "gimme"

AKDejaVu · « **Reply #8 on:** June 27, 2001, 03:42:00 PM »

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Just a phony apology. When I get an HO I celebrate with a cold one.

Excellent reply. You can obviously think on your feet. The question is.. can you think while laying near comatose in a puddle at the foot of a barstool? An FDP must, as a minimum, be able to coherantly justify the pros for wetting himself in that condition.

AKDejaVu

duffus · « **Reply #9 on:** June 27, 2001, 04:00:00 PM »

are you kidding my whole cockpit is lined with depends

SOB · « **Reply #10 on:** June 27, 2001, 04:05:00 PM »

Blaaargghhh <belch!> uh ah went pee pee <burp> <snore..........>

No fair Dejavu, that was a trick question. Coherantly? It is the responsibility of an FDB's squad mates to belligerently explain why one is laying, passed out and snoring, in a puddle of one's own piss. Then, it's their duty to do something incriminating to him, like applying makeup to his face, and to get pictures.

SOB

[ 06-27-2001: Message edited by: SOB ]

duffus · « **Reply #11 on:** June 27, 2001, 04:07:00 PM »

Incidently I never shoot chutes..... I carry rockets for that.

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #12 on:** June 27, 2001, 04:08:00 PM »

So... if you manage to bomb a chute in mid air and get film of that...

What do you get?
-SW

duffus · « **Reply #13 on:** June 27, 2001, 04:16:00 PM »

What do I get....ELATED.

AKSWulfe · « **Reply #14 on:** June 27, 2001, 04:18:00 PM »

Inebriated for free?
-SW