My Thanks to the Canadians for...
1. Taking the Loyalists we booted out after our Revolution.
2. For accepting all our Bio-hazardous waste.
3. For not crying overly much about acid rain.
4. For giving Wisconsinians someone who understands what the "eh" is all about.
5. For allowing the French to stay so we didn't hafta to.
6. For keeping the beaver & muskrat pelt market alive and well.
Little known fact: All these things were part of the agreement for taking Michael J. Fox and William Shatner off thier hands.