World War Two (urbandictionary.com)
Hitler's war where Germany was pwnzing all of Europe. Eventually Hitler started taking dope and made a bunch of stupid errors to prevent us from all speaking German. Errors such as:
1. When he could've defeated the British, he thought it'd be funny to bomb the British civilians then suddenly stop.
2. He wanted some Japanese School Girls and some of their l33t TVs so he allied with some random country across the world who was picking fights with America.
3. He thought Italy and Mussolini could actually do something in defending their country. If they could barely defeat Ethiopia, I wouldn't trust them against the frigging Americans.
4. He forgot how crazy the Russians are. If they burn their land, and have a strategy of "once the guy infront of you dies, pick up his gun and put your ammo in", i'd think twice about attacking them. Anyways he pissed alot of troops in Stalingrad, (some epic battle where annoying sniper maps are created in the WW2 FPS's).
4 (part 2). He didn't bring friggin' winter coats to Russia. That dope must be screwing around with Hitler.
5. Thought hollywood was real and was convinced D-Day was at Calais. Didn't back up the Normandy beaches or light any oil fires. Forgot machine gunners could run out of ammo. Oh, and he was sleeping from his drugs THROUGH D-Day.
The moral of the lesson is to not smoke dope. And read up on WW2. People died for you.
1. Some important war that ended the depression (1939) and created the baby boom (1950+) and later good rock music (1960+). And people actually want no wars.
2. Another war where France lasted just as long as Poland (who at least TRIED to attack with horsemen)
3. A war between the so called "evil", although our "ally" the Russians have killed more of its own people. But the death of a million is only a statistic, eh?
