Author Topic: civil war in haiti (Read 776 times)

Udie · « **Reply #15 on:** February 18, 2004, 03:38:07 PM »

I thought Clinton fixxed all their problems down there?

weaselsan · « **Reply #16 on:** February 18, 2004, 03:49:10 PM »

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Originally posted by FUNKED1
NO BLOOD FOR COFFEE BEANS!!!

They don't have coffeebeans Funked.

no blood for baseballs

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #17 on:** February 18, 2004, 03:54:01 PM »

Wrong again Froggie!

But yeah, the baseballs are more important.

Lizking · « **Reply #18 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:05:05 PM »

They don't have baseballs, either, that is the DR. In fact, they don't have ****.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #19 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:22:51 PM »

That's wrong, all the balls for MLB come from Haiti.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #20 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:25:17 PM »

Ahh crap he's right, they are from Costa Rica. They moved the plant there after the coup in 86.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #21 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:27:52 PM »

But thank God we have a domestic source for rubbing mud.
http://www.baseballrubbingmud.com/

john9001 · « **Reply #22 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:40:03 PM »

as seen on TV, each team has a guy that rubs new balls with mud before each game.
wonder how much it pays and how do you get a job like that?

girl in bar:: and what do you do?

ball mudder:: i rub mud on balls.

girl in bar:: oooo, kinky.

FUNKED1 · « **Reply #23 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:41:19 PM »

Supposedly the umps do it. But MLB umps are some of the laziest swine in recorded history. I wouldn't put it past them to pay a ballboy or somebody like that to do their work for them.

That reminds me. I can't wait until Opening Day, so I can yell at those meatheads again. It's great to sit behind home plate where you know they can hear you. Last year we got a "QuesTec" chant going a few times.

Gunslinger · « **Reply #24 on:** February 18, 2004, 04:44:27 PM »

I saw a show about the rubbing mud on discovery ch or somthing. A guy has an exclusive contract for the mudd and its a closly guarded secret were he gets the mud from or somthing. Maybe it was the man show I cant remember.

Eagler · « **Reply #25 on:** February 18, 2004, 06:25:35 PM »

just fix the place quick before we have more of them swimming ashore...