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Offline Hangtime

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« Reply #15 on: June 27, 2001, 04:38:00 PM »
Hmmm..first of all; we never 'pass out'. We pass the bong, the cue chalk, the women, even the sheep.. but never 'out'. We have however, refined the art of getting sleep anywhere or any time the circumstances permit, or the need becomes imperative. (I slept thru the entire Ford Administration)

And second, that was NOT pee.

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« Reply #16 on: June 27, 2001, 04:51:00 PM »
Hrm, we're going to have to drink a lot of beers while we think this one over.   I'll get back to you when I run out.

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« Reply #17 on: June 27, 2001, 05:58:00 PM »
Wow...this guy bails almost as much as Hangtime and we barely let his sorry bellybutton in.

Gonna have to work on the bailing stuff dude.  What kinda man bails out as his plane is plummeting toward the ground in a flaming smoking hulk?  Ride 'er all the way in, baby!

And we get to lock you in the toolshed with Fatty's mom for an hour.  Think you can handle all that?

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« Reply #18 on: June 27, 2001, 06:09:00 PM »
'Just a phony apology. When I get an HO I celebrate with a cold one. '

wow a phony apology. guys, this may be the one the prophets spoke of in sacred fdb text's of yor:

" one shall come from the east in a cloud of alimony. his h/o shall be true though his  apologies shall be false and accompanied with flatulence. woe to the man that witnesseth his awesome girth."

hmmmmm...he may have my vote. you can drink like a fish but can you drink like -the- fish.

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« Reply #19 on: June 27, 2001, 08:36:00 PM »
I only bail when assassins are around so I can moon em on the way down.

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« Reply #20 on: June 28, 2001, 07:46:00 AM »
the mooning got my vote  :D  studly u prefer perminent ink or washable ink  :cool:    Sassy Sally of the FDBs

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« Reply #21 on: June 28, 2001, 10:12:00 AM »
This mooning coment is strange.  Are you saying the FDPs fly with pants on now?

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« Reply #22 on: June 28, 2001, 11:30:00 AM »
Only since you AKs started hanging around with those wierd looks on your faces.

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« Reply #23 on: June 28, 2001, 11:49:00 AM »
FDB's I think you should let him in on the Assassin comment alone !

It gives me a big ol' target to shoot at while he's on his way down  :)

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« Reply #24 on: June 28, 2001, 01:42:00 PM »
Fatty, that look is commonly reffered to as a "gag".  You may want to look up the definition of that word since I don't think is in the FDP vocabulary... or at least that's what I've heard.

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« Reply #25 on: June 28, 2001, 05:14:00 PM »
No Deja... here's what's in the FDB pictionary under 'Gag'

 

It also has yer name next to it. And is that the sound of you dropping yer keys again?

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« Reply #26 on: June 28, 2001, 05:29:00 PM »
A quick scan of the stats for the fat drunk bimbos shows that the real test to be one is to be killed by chutes while getting no chute kills yourself.
take a look...
I found 6 or more kills by chutes but couldnt find a single kill of a chute.
Creamo how did you get killed by a chute in a Ju88? staffing them with the nose gun?