Author Topic: Who Says Rednecks Ain't Real Bright? (Read 398 times)

SunKing · « **on:** February 21, 2004, 02:21:33 PM »

Hello, is this the FBI?"

"Yes. What do you want?"

"I'm calling to report about my neighbor Billy Bob Smith!

He is hiding marijuana inside his firewood."

"Thank you very much for the call, sir."

The next day, the FBI agents descend on Billy Bob's house.

They search the shed where the firewood is kept.

Using axes, they bust open every piece of wood,

but find no marijuana.

They swore at Billy Bob and left..

The phone rings at Billy Bob's house.

"Hey, Billy Bob! Did the FBI come?"

"Yeah!"

"Did they chop your firewood?"

"Yep."

"Happy Birthday, Buddy

vorticon · « **Reply #1 on:** February 21, 2004, 02:59:57 PM »

Munkii · « **Reply #2 on:** February 22, 2004, 12:02:07 AM »

That's weird.. I had never heard that joke before today. But I've read it twice today. One was a variation on it about the KGB in the 1930's but same basic premise.

Habu · « **Reply #3 on:** February 22, 2004, 06:02:24 AM »

Actually they would bring a drug dog over and sniff his whole house and find his pictures of his naked 13 year old cousin (now his wife) and bust him for child porn.

Then they would go over to the house of the guy who called in the report and search it and find some pot dog and bust his ass.

Then both guys would end up in a cell with members of a black power group and become their cell wifes.

Yes some birthday present.

Thorns · « **Reply #4 on:** February 22, 2004, 05:33:47 PM »

What did he say?

Thorns

Holden McGroin · « **Reply #5 on:** February 22, 2004, 06:27:41 PM »

He said, “Please, I prefer peppers and paprika on my pepperoni pizza… perchance Peter can purloin a pail of Pilsner.”