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Offline culero

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« on: February 22, 2004, 11:39:56 AM »
It makes a difference. Seeing these guys, I've always assumed they were either cops, wannabe's, or cop fans. I've seen in a couple of the current threads where people posted cartoons of cops and remarks that suggest I wasn't alone.

Well, check out the "LAW Squadron" website, whose URL is in Kommandant's sig line.

Turns out LAW means Lorna's Air Wing. Lorna is identified as Lorna Morgan, who these guys describe as their "fabulous mascot".  

Their mascot has a website, the URL is posted there.

Its a pr0n site :)

Lorna is an un-naturally endowed gal who seems to have figured out there's a market out there of d00ds who are fascinated by assets like she has hanging. Check it out, its pretty funny. There's even a FAQ that will answer any adolescent's questions about big breasts, LOL :lol

I feel kinda bad because when I read the rape post, it just didn't seem "right" to me - the obvious thing being that rape victims pretty much universally don't want public attention. Seeing what these guys have dedicated their AH squadron to, along with how the story was written, and having my doubts, I went to another board where me and my buddies hang out and asked if it was just me that smelled something fishy here.

Well, that provoked somebody else to come make a challenge I hadn't wanted to make, just in case this was the truth. The nature of the responses has pretty much convinced me I shouldn't have worried about that ;)

Anyway, bottom line, I feel kinda responsible for provoking the argument, and kinda bad about that because I really think what we're dealing with here is a LAW Squadron made up of kids. I mean, come on guys. What kinda grown men are gonna dedicate an AH squad to the likes of Lorna Morgan? :D

Ya'll quit pickin' on the kids, it ain't fair, ya bullies!

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2004, 11:42:25 AM »
« Last Edit: February 22, 2004, 11:50:05 AM by Monk »

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« Reply #2 on: February 22, 2004, 11:46:29 AM »
told ya... the squad was formed by voss while he was recovering from his scorpion bite or... brain cancer or... the 109 test flight crash or.. when he had to ditch in the gulf war after shooting down 6 ey rab planes.   the lure of voss as a leader and the hooters was just too much of a lure for some personality types.

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« Reply #3 on: February 22, 2004, 11:49:56 AM »
Yes, it's true.  The squad was started by a guy pretending to be two different people, who insists that he loves his wife, yet regrets being married while claiming to be having an affair with a porn star and telling lies about his military service and his "raped" girlfriend.

I almost think it's a test to see how much BS can be dished out before skuzzy pulls the trigger.

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« Reply #4 on: February 22, 2004, 11:50:20 AM »
Well .... hell. Can't make fun o' tards ... or kids ... or inbred rednecks or pathological liars. You take all the fun outa sittin' on our arses and loggin' onto the internet when we're bored, bro. :D

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« Reply #5 on: February 22, 2004, 11:56:03 AM »
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Well .... hell. Can't make fun o' tards ... or kids ... or inbred rednecks or pathological liars. You take all the fun outa sittin' on our arses and loggin' onto the internet when we're bored, bro. :D


Have some pride, pick on somebody yer own size! (Mentally or otherwise ;) )

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« Reply #6 on: February 22, 2004, 12:00:24 PM »
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Have some pride, pick on somebody yer own size! (Mentally)


Why the **** am I always getting excluded from everything?
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« Reply #7 on: February 22, 2004, 02:11:26 PM »

Don't worry SW, I found somebody you can pick on.

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« Reply #8 on: February 22, 2004, 02:11:33 PM »
Arlo....where did you get that silly looking outfit?

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« Reply #9 on: February 22, 2004, 02:16:55 PM »
**** you Funked, I am a whole 40 IQ points behind Beatlejuice.
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« Reply #10 on: February 22, 2004, 02:28:46 PM »
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Don't worry SW, I found somebody you can pick on.


Is that Mr. Black?
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« Reply #11 on: February 22, 2004, 02:38:35 PM »
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Arlo....where did you get that silly looking outfit?


It was a present. Gotta wear it in front of those who gave it to ya. :p

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« Reply #12 on: February 22, 2004, 02:45:46 PM »
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Lorna?.........That's the "Black Sniper's" wannabe girlfriend.

http://www.hitechcreations.com/forums/showthread.php?s=&threadid=106700&highlight=mrblack+girlfriend


LOL just an example how I made an Arse out of you all LOL.

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« Reply #13 on: February 22, 2004, 02:55:09 PM »
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LOL just an example how I made an Arse out of you all LOL.


Interesting bizarrotheory, BizarroRambo. :lol

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« Reply #14 on: February 22, 2004, 02:57:42 PM »
With every bit of text you all further amuse me beyond beliefe LOL.