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Offline Mickey1992

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« on: February 22, 2004, 10:35:23 PM »
Just turned 18, US$30,000,000 in the bank that just became available to her, I am all hers.  Mr. Charlotte Church.... I like the sound of that.

I am anxiously awaiting my one-way first-class airfare. :D

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Offline JB73

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« Reply #1 on: February 22, 2004, 11:41:08 PM »
she is hot .. always was now legal.

great voice but major attitude going on lately from what i hear.
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Offline Doberman

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« Reply #2 on: February 23, 2004, 01:04:09 AM »
She sings like she's 18.  If she actaully had anyone with some experience around her telling her what she's doing WRONG with her voice, she'd be even better than she already is.  

Turned into quite the looker though, hasn't she?  Nice lungs.
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Offline Tarmac

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« Reply #3 on: February 23, 2004, 01:09:02 AM »
For the uncool among us: who the hell is she?

Besides a hottie, that is.
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« Reply #4 on: February 23, 2004, 01:17:32 AM »
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Originally posted by Doberman
She sings like she's 18.  If she actaully had anyone with some experience around her telling her what she's doing WRONG with her voice, she'd be even better than she already is.  

Turned into quite the looker though, hasn't she?  Nice lungs.


She sang like she was 18 at the age of 12.  Now, at the age of 18, she's only going to get better.  I was amazed the first time I saw her perform (I think it was on Leno).  Who care's if she's got an attitude, the girl can sing.

Where'd this cash come from?  I never had $30 million when I turned 18 ;)
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Offline pugg666

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« Reply #5 on: February 23, 2004, 06:52:44 AM »
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Nice lungs.


I was looking in the general area, but they weren't what i was paying attention to :D

BTW who is she?
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« Reply #6 on: February 23, 2004, 07:13:02 AM »
heh. if you guys could get past the lungs you'd see he said "mr. charlotte church"  that would make her, i guess.... charlotte church. apparently an english thongbird, errr songbird. she can ride my steeple any day.
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« Reply #7 on: February 23, 2004, 08:21:58 AM »
Are you leaving your wife for her?  Internet affairs rock.
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« Reply #8 on: February 23, 2004, 08:34:54 AM »
nice rack.  The tummy tells a story of "potential obesity by age 30"
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« Reply #9 on: February 23, 2004, 09:16:51 AM »
I dunno... future chubbiness aside she looks like a prude *****.  I bet she wont even slob your knob.
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« Reply #10 on: February 23, 2004, 09:29:51 AM »
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nice rack.  The tummy tells a story of "potential obesity by age 30"


Yep.  Round face, round chest, round tummy.  She's going to be round all over eventually unless she fights her genetic disposition.
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Offline Dago

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« Reply #11 on: February 23, 2004, 09:35:34 AM »
Charlotte Church is an amazing singer from the UK.  She was a greater singer at 13 than most people, and most professionals could ever hope to be.  Her voice and style lends itself more towards Opera.

She was a cute young girl, now shes a pretty hot 18 yr old.

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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #12 on: February 23, 2004, 09:46:39 AM »
Disclaimer:  OK, it appears that at one time she was a "bit" more round, but beggars can't be choosers.

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Offline bpti

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« Reply #13 on: February 23, 2004, 09:55:52 AM »
sugar momma? how old are you?
she's hot though, appears to have lost weight and put on boobies. nice diet :)
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Offline Mickey1992

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« Reply #14 on: February 23, 2004, 10:00:17 AM »
Age?  Who cares about age?  It's all about finding a rich money bag to latch onto.  If that person is 18 and hot, all the better.

Do you think that Anna Nicole Smith was thinking about age when she married that 80+ year old multi-millionare? :D
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